I never thought I'd simp for a rat, but hey I guess I learn new things about myself everyday (while questioning certain things about myself in the process)... 

They don't call Rikki ravishing for nothin, she's quite a beaut. I'm surprised how Obscura managed to make a rat legitimately smashable. Just thinking of all the things she could do with her tail makes me wet AF! 

Sure she might smell like trash, and her rat pussy prob reeks of rotten cheese even more so than Toe's ballsack (trust me, I know), but I'd still tap dat rat! 

Hey I'm a zombie alright, I ain't got very high standards, and I doubt Rikki does either. So if Rikki wants to rave in the grave with me, she can call me on my chit chat spider anytime. 🕷️