I'm so sad rn :(
Hi there! That's kind of the point of this game, it's meant as a gag, where as other games of this nature have more hidden underneath the surface, this presents itself as advertised, the description is a joke, and it is what it is, please be on the look out for future projects, as those will be more filled out in the future, as I have PLENTY of stuff backed up for choice-fiction. Thank you for the comment and have a Merry Christmas @lapisbilmemne