Hey there, I'm Lara, and I'm trans. I've known that I wanted to be a girl since I was 11, but then I spent another twenty-three years in varying levels of repression and depression and denial and, fuck it, renial too. I'm not even sure what that last one is but I was full of the stuff for a quarter-century.

But THAT all changed last year! May 10th will mark my first transiversary, the celebration of my finally coming out for real and beginning to make my life my own. I'm celebrating with a reverse sale; some of my favorite games with their prices raised 1% for every year I spent pretending to be a dude! Or, buy the entire shebangle, and you don't have to pay that 23%!

And now, a year after I came out, I'm preparing to change my name legally to Lara Paige Turner. That comes with a $162 price tag; hence, my goal: to be able to walk into the district court with my ID and the cash, and walk out with a court date for a new name. 

Thank you so much for your support!

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Included in this sale are some of my favorite things that I've written, all of them queer-friendly, some of them almost excessively so:

• By the Author of Lady Windermere's Fan is a story game about putting on an Oscar Wilde play you haven't prepared for. It's literally about being forced into a performance and having people call out the lie you've been telling your entire life, inspired by one of the greatest queer voices of all time. Yeah, even in deep denial I was not subtle. 
• To Stand Before the Dragon's Wrath is way more subtle, a game about being yourself and taking out a dragon that emerged out of myth and into the real world. You know, it's just a normal short form story game about dealing with an overwhelming and incomprehensible power that suddenly ruined your life for no reason. No gender parallels there, no way. 
• Let's Rob RJ McElhenny and Steal Her Golden Quill is a heist-shaped chaos game about wizards breaking into the home of a mediocre but popular fantasy novelist who is now mostly notable for her bizarre anti-wizard tweets. I've checked and I can't be sued for this one! 
• Penis 2.0.77 is not really a game. It's a cyberpunk-themed genital customizer. Craft your own perfect, one-in-a-quadrillion crotch with my collection of tables full of body parts and weird jokes. Have you ever wanted to customize your own genitals? I'm sure you have.
• The Empire Undying is a game about necromancers and knights in an ever-crumbling star empire. Raise the dead! Fight the dead! Make out (it's the easiest way to heal)! And generally just bum around on Starship Skull or whatever.