Finally! Black Friday is here!
Jessie told me to put our game on 100% SALE so we can show to others what A REAL SALE IS!
I disagreed, but she threatened to kick my ass... so here you are - you can get the best game ever made for FREE!
You think this is funny? You think Jessie is joking?
Just watch this totally FAKE reviews video and you will be disproven... and ashamed!