Listen up here, earthling. I know you thought this was just going to be an ordinary weekend, but HELL NO -- everything is half off, or scoop up everything I've ever made for under $20.  That's like a 50,000% discount or something. Trust me -- I'd do the math, but... my math skills don't work on your planet. Yeah... that's it...

Still not convinced?  Alright, let's roll out the bullet points:

• There's photo textures, perfect for your next photoshopping extravaganza
• There's a metric sh*tload of scripts, if you like tinkering with those
• There's hand-drawn game assets. You know,  just in case you're making a space shooter
• There are video tutorial series on topics like Filter Forge and Voltage Modular
• There are audio sample packs
• There are MIDI 'sample' packs
• There are scripts that will massively f*ck up your images
• There are even cool DSP-esque presets for Voltage, if you use that
• There are Directwave instruments, compatible with FL studio
• You're eligible for a free download for anything I make for the rest of 2024!

(And about that last bullet point, I plan on making quite a bit of cool sh*t in 2024)

Boom!