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It was a few moves afterward, near the top right but not entirely at the top/right end or a corner

This is kind of an irrelevant place to put this, but wanted to report this bug I got on the full Steam release. Happened at the end of the second boss fight, was doing a double-flamethrower run

Was completely absorbed into playing this for an hour, super addictive and fun with great sequences, choices, and a simple set of rules.

yep

NO

Soundtrack is fire, tons of levels and features, looks amazing, and is intuitive and fun! Blown away by it

As a fellow creator in the Deranged Alex Kidd Fan Canon, I love this game. It's so chaotic and fast-paced, and there's actually a lot of depth to it.

Everything about this is amazing! The build customization, the way the music gives gameplay a powerful rhythm, the cover system, how intuitive everything is...

Genuinely great and way more fun than Californication

BANGER

Actually a lot more forgiving than Elden Ring, but feels well planned out and scoped. The optional Elites were a great element, and Akarsh is an amazing boss. Nothing felt time-wastey like in a lot of other masocore games, and it was fun to experiment with using/avoiding different aspects of the kit. Great weight to actions too. You're killing it, Abhi!

IS IT THE BEST DOOR THE WORST? CLEARLY THE BEST

rly nice lil room

12/11122

nice, i look forward to it

got to 3,000,000 coffee

This game is a masterpiece. The simplicity of the gameplay belies the complexity of the theme - Uber Mario must forever shine the shoes, even once they are already clean; not only does he feel compelled to do so by the lack of outside activity, but he is driven to continue shining even the soles of the customer's shoes by said customer's constant, condescending demands of him. The pride and fulfillment he takes in his job, represented by Eddie Kendricks' 1974 song "Shoeshine Boy", evaporates after a few minutes, replaced by the deafening silence of an uncaring world. Yet still, Uber Mario is driven to shine. In spite of his fate, he always stares intently at the gleaming wellies, searching for one last vestigial speck of grime to remove. Knowing full well that the little green number, meant to denote the worth of his work, truly means nothing, he soldiers on. It is entirely up to the audience to decide whether Uber Mario has found a paradise or a damnation in his fate, and the game promotes neither conclusion to the exclusion of the other.

I got a high score, here's a screenshot to prove it

The name is literally "Fuck You" and it's unbeatable and nigh on incomprehensible, if it had ear-shredding music it could have its picture in the hypothetical abominable dictionary that would define a GBTK game, right next to said definition. Opening the game is itself a slightly confusing task. Lacking even the light scope that is expected of the average jam game, this is in a sense a fantastic new low, since the badness scales entirely with player persistence, punishing even those masochists who push through other GBTK entries. 5 stars

affirmative

In the immortal words of the Nintendo Wii, 

YES!

OK, just wanted to say this, even though I didn't get all the way thru version 2.6 due to other engagements: this game has come a really long way, and it's great to see the different aspects of it evolve. The atmosphere is palpable with the graphical update, and what you have on your hands here is - speaking in terms of everything but the pre-fab soundtrack - a polished project.

Was definitely interesting to watch. Impressed that you were able to MOVE and FITE, but vindicated by the fact that yet another has fallen to the MERCILESS ONSLAUGHT THAT IS EARTHGROUND.

You need to learn to stop making actually-playable-and-likeable games, this is really intuitive and polished

A very sneaky, snakey, suspicious game.

While the experience certainly wasn't as headache inducing as I'd like, it made me say "Oh baby", so I think the pitch for this one has been fully realized

Really abrasive and simplistic. Which makes it worse. Which I prefer.

A simple matter of "find the hitbox", dragged out to take forever. Very bad and appreciated.

This game is actually really comprehensible and bearable. I enjoy Bri'ish Mode too, so frankly it's kind of good in a way.

ANOTHER SATISFIED CUSTOMER

positively horrific, couldn't get past the antipiracy at first, met and was defeated by the adventures of lololololololololololo. killed 5 slimes, saw the glorious finale. 10/10