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Many thanks!

Hello, Mr.Sauceman.

Could you please include the controls in the readme file, i have pressed each and every button on my keyboard, but it was all in vain.
(I am stuck on the main menu) 
At first, i thought that this was an elaborate april fools joke, with the soundcloud uploads and all.
But they were all posted on the 26th of March. 
I am very bemused by this concoction of yours.