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this game was so fire for a brief moment i became bob ross but if bob ross wielded a saber meant for striking down the concept of injustice in this world. as i painted the passing paintings before me i painted the paintings not with paint but painted with paint actually i did yeah. in the middle of the passing parade of paintings i prayed to bob ross and i asked, "what the heck is going on" to which he repied "" and i was moved. when i was tasked with matching my paintings to the true original versions i audibly laughed as i knew that my faith in bob ross would be tested. my final grade was a 6/10 on this 10/10 game. shoutout to victoria for being an original G. (g for gamer) 

this game was so fire that it encouraged me to larp as this game and strap a bomb to my chest. it didnt go well at first as walking outside soon encouraged several federal agents to follow me and tell me to  "calm down" but after showing the feds and "innocent civilians" how awesome this game was it also encouraged them to larp as this game by strapping bombs to multiple living objects such as small animals. this game was so epic that i might just have a bagel for breakfast tomorrow and not tell anyone. amazing game. cuttheredwire/10

this game was so fire it reminded me of digging to the center of the earth during the kola super deep borehole expedition but instead of trying to dig to the center of the earth is was digging into the center of my heart. mr.resetti's cousin played with my emotions as i desperately pawned off everything i ever owned in order to get him out of debt as i watched him dig into the depths of earth to retrieve the precious metals not knowing if he would make it back out. this game is genuinely so amazing that if you decide to continue this game further i would not be surprised if it were another classic for the ages. this game was so fire i couldnt stop thinking about it during wonton night and i love wonton night.     mr.resetti'scousinishot/10

this game was so awesome it reminded me of the time when my 20 or 21 children actually DIDNT get run over by a 20,000 pound semi truck. in fact, i think it was the opposite feeling. the artwork moved me like seeing the mona lisa being painted. along with that, the music and audio moved me to tears, except the tears were invisible and i dont want to cry. amazing game, especially after how i learned that each one of you recorded the duck sounds. it makes me want to be a duck. shout out to phiribu. :peace sign emoji: 

this game was so fire it reminded me of the the devs came onto the wisecream livestream and instead of mailing pipe bombs to my house it actually felt like being invited into someones warm house and being feed hot apple pie with milk and petting big fluffy dogs after trecking through the siberian tundra wasteland for several weeks. amazing game. 577859432677542/10

this game reminded me of the trkaneje beli war except instead of the trkaneje beli war it was just a cool game about tik tok triva. amazing game 100/10 

this was so awesome it reminded me of the egg people back home where the egg people would sing and dance and drink and be merry and talk about their egg lives. this game is the embodiment of that feeling and i cannot get enough. i may have spent several hours  of my life fantasizing about living the rest of my days inside this game. amazing game 10/10

This game was so algebraic it made me want to try and prove that NUMBERS EXIST. I CANT PROVE THAT NUMBERS EXIST AND IT HAUNTS ME AND IT MAKES ME HURT, unlike this game, which was so awesome that it made me feel great feelings of euphoria.

this game was so fire that it actually hijacked the radio frequency in my universal commuitranslator in this sector of the galaxy and it actually zapped the persons who was sitting next to me on the space frigate and now the only words (or sounds) they can now make sound like AHHHHHHHHHH. feel bad for that guy but hey at least i got a warranty with space electronic fry's where i bought this darn thing. great game, reminds me of my inlaws.

this game was as fire as the time i was able to fade away the memories of what i had for breakfast yesterday just like the dude in the game!!! amazing game. the eggtimer on my kitchen counter was couinting down the moment my waffles should have been done cooking but i eventually forgot about that. this game was counting down to something? idk actually. whats counting down again? where am i? all i remember is that this game is pretty good. actually its reallllly good.

timothy reminds me of my long last father while jimothy reminds me of my other long last father. this game reminds me of the love of my two long lost fathers. i got stuck after a lost them and it reminds me of i ocasionalyl got stuck playing t his game, but just like the power of love, i overcame it. i also would have loved to have had my "important videos to eat to soundtrack" playing in the backround, but there was only the sounds of jimothy slapping his tentacles on my neighbors dog. amazing game.

this game was so fire it baked every potato within a 3 mile radius of me opening the game. every microwave simultaneiously turned on and every potato jumped in and got nuked on the "popcorn" setting. however the potatoes would have been happier i think if they had some rad disco music to dance to inside the spinning microwave plate. one day we will all be as baked as that baked potato discoing on the floor of doom. amazing game.

this game reminds of the guy that reminded him of some war that lasted like 50 years. i remember there were ants or something but instead of ants it was people marching in colunms that seemingly had no end but it was actually just a really long circle. in the game the ants talked about the power of friendship and so did the people that wanted marry each other from some other village or something idk. but you know what? this game is actually almost nothing like that one war that reminded that one guy that reminded me of just now. actually, the childrens book artstyle was so cool that it did not remind me of conflicts in the balkans. however though, we can all learn something about the histroy of our times. we were all like harold in the way were we just want friends and we want to march into picnics and steal sandwhiches (occasionally) amazing game, amazing team and i cant wait to see what other things you guys come up with.

this game was so awesome it reminded me of my friend "green guy" whomst i served with alongside with duckwithagun in the great watermelon catapult wars in yugoslavia in the years 1918 to 1918. the game reminded me of the constant fear and enemies we had to endure launching watermelons over the great walls of the seedless castles that seemingly had no end. i liked the memory burning mechanic because it makes me wish i had the ability to obliterate the memories i had eating seedless watermelons cut in half with a spoon. i also liked how the game had little cutscenes and the intro was nice. i felt like having some music or ambiance could have added alot to the game and it may have even reminded me of the screams of the ones who were sleeping in the trenches when they dreamed about seedless "vegetables." a great game, i cant wait to see what you come up with next.

this game was so epic because it reminds of the stories regaled from the times of pre-modern post-revolutionary yugoslavia. the cats during that time were forced to steal from their former owners in order to pawn the stolen goods for more catnip. in the end, only few cats survived but the survivors tell their stories to this day. thank you for making this game to remind me of what once was about 6 minutes ago.

This game was so fire it made my pants spontaneously combust. i am now wearing a shirt turned inside out in order to cover myself from the heat that was this game. thank you for making it and thank you for being born.