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hey guys to anyone wanting to play after the screen goes all big, just brute force it. after that it will go back to normal for one more game jam before reverting back to fullscreen then back to normal again at infinitom. still an annoying glitch but if you are unhealthily addicted to this 5 year old game like I am it is still playable (50% of the time lol)

oh wait nvrmind I was just stupid you just gotta type up I think

okay am loving the game so far, but for some reason I can't figure out how to go upstairs. like I'm trying really hard but everytime I type "go upstairs" it says I have to go a direction like south or north and stuff and I don't know what to do pls help 

I was not expecting me to be a two timing rapscallion but good game

"rich get richer, we're all just taylor swifts background dancers."

deep

it wasn't meant to be

this game believes in the power of justice and the power of love