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Thank you. All ideas and files are safe. What I need is time, money and energy.

Not dead, but down and out for a while.

You can play it on textadventures. Link is in the download section :-)

Nothing to download at this time. Game is a work in progress, and part of a larger series. For now all development is on hiatus while I get some everyday issues solved.

Sorry.

-WeirdoBeardo89

Should be doable, for now I am focusing on my mental health and dealing with some financial stuff, but when the next update comes out I will give it a try :)

Added android today

I have tried my hands at making an android version. Feedback would be apreciated.

The code is unfinished for now. I am still in the very early stages of figuring out this project :)

For now this has all but a minute of something to do in it, and is very much just an early experiment. When I have something with a bit more meat to it an android version will be coming along :-)

If/When this becomes a little more than me having made three menues and some images I will :-)

Hope you gave the new version a spin :-) SHould be something for you in there!

There is a Librarian planned for the game already. Just for you: lets see what can be done looks-wise :-) Look out for Gabriella Naudè.

I have way too much fun making spoilers happen... alright. Here you go. A sneak peak.

Ah, understand my confusion as the Joseph Earnwile series is set in the 30s and 40s, while A New Life is set in modern day. In the games I currently develop you play as Joseph Earnwile the 3rd, while A New Life follows Joseph Earnwile the 5th. We have a bit of a generational gap going on here :-)

If you are asking for a bottom-heavy girl with a more autoritarian look to her I may however be able to provide.

something white, plants don't look like its namesake, used for cooking. Check with the Wurths and see if you may find the answer there :-)

Do you mean Sarah Jardin?

https://discord.gg/g4pmK9hJWn

You need to buy access from the Dark Salesman

Hi there, and thank you for reporting these :-)

I would urge you to become part of the discord server, there you will find a bug-reporting section.

Have  a good day!

Could be, the images are small, less than 200kb in size per image though

Also: an android version will probably not be on the docks anytime soon.

Images are all there in the web version. Even retested myself. If they fail to load that may be a problem with your device or browser

Image? What are you talking about?

web is already up, click the web version in download section

i will look into this further :) 

The verb should activate at max size, in my testing it did, but tell me if it does not. Find her in her living area to give her a rub.

There's no place like London...

She's there, at the freakshow, but you need to have made specific choises in the very beginning of the game to make her show up at all

Me altering the code would force you to restart the game. The save transferring issue unfortunately persists even after a lot of work to negate it.

why don't you make a save right before entering the hut? 

Found a mistake in my code where you could overfill the girl. Uploaded a new file version with a fix. Redownload and test it now :-)

There should be, will look into that

supposed to go: all three maxed, leave hut, boom

Gateway?

did you fill all three expansion areas to max?

overfill a balloon, and it will go boom

Hi there, if the elder is still at the temple you will not find the lever. If he has disapeared from the temple give his chambers a good dig around :-)

Thank you for the compliment

tried it on the stairs in the general store? There is a door on top of them.

it does

Sorry, bu savefiles are not transferable. I have however added systems that should speed up the money/thing by a lot, added items to help weight gain quicken up, new UI that should help and done a lot of new coding since then. Hopefully you give it a shot. You need to find the key to her heart, well, bedchambers. Try around the barrack.

Hey there, I would suggest trying out my other game in the series that just got it's full release today(!). That should give you some sort of idea what to expect. I tend to try and end each character's storyline off in some definite way that doesn't leave a person hanging. The NPCs are the ones gaining, you as the protagonist fascilitates the gain/expansion/insert fetish here.

Oh, and check out my discord if you want to chat a bit more, or if you have ideas you think would be exciting to see in a new game. The Adventures of Joseph Earnwile is so far planned to have at least four chapters.