Reading from a typewritten page:
This game changed my life. You too can reap the same...uh...--(squinting, "What is this word?")...MUL-TI-TU-DI-NOUS benefits and cease to be a simpering (winces) uncouth little pervert like I used to be. ("Ouch--seriously Ikks?") You will find yourself with renewed purpose and meaning, it's guaranteed. Memorize this text, don't read right off the paper, and smile enthusiastically and give a thumbs-up at the end! Oh, shi--
(smiles quite stupidly and gives a meek, close-to-chest thumbs-up)