Self-irony is understandable, but such criticism of your own project is not worth it. If you don't like it, make it better, and maybe you'll like it later.
Not bad in overall. Maybe replacing the silence with at least some music would make it better?
I was impressed by a "Don't forget the key" suddenly written in red, old gothic font, when other text (not including the win layout) are just times-new-roman-like. Also when boss fight was like, canceled with "just don't touch it", it made me smile a bit.
Nice pixel art game, but those turrets are a bit unpredictable: they shoot too long and bullets pretty fast, considering that I can't sit down or run faster here. Keep it up ^_^ ... oh shoot, its one year old game ._ . Well, I don't know, if you even still active or at least notice this message, but anyways, keep it up!
