I have a 32:9 aspect ratio monitor and this game does NOT play nice. The settings are completely inaccessible as the GUI does not scale (keyboard navigation also did not work to apply new resolution). The only way I could play was to add the executable to steam as a non-steam game and under launch options type in "-screen-height 1080 -screen-width 1920" to force 16:9. Even after doing this, the game window would still insist on resizing itself after the logo intro. The workaround for this was to drag and hold the window while the logo was on-screen then wait until the title-screen popped up. 

6/6/26 Edit: "COPY THE BOSS" minigame was super unclear about having to hold down the button rather than tapping. Took me an hour and a half of attempts to figure it out especially since there are no manual saves allowed prior to the minigame section. The game never makes an auto-save prior to that which I found silly as there is an auto-save right before the playable section. 

The room puzzle was quite good and I figured it out quickly! I really like what's being made here so I'm happy to have backed this. 

Doesn't quite scale correctly with resolution, on a high resolution display it outputs some crazy numbers. Still an interesting tool.

is this abandon-ware?

who did the music for this game? I downloaded the music a long time ago and listen to it ever so often and it's been  almost 4 years since this launched, can I get a source on this song cause it's amazing!

To my understanding you must be at least obese (in order to walk into the stable and be heavy enough to trigger the pressure-plate) after that you must drink all the milk yourself. (it's been a bit since I've done this ending so I may be wrong)

Infinite Strength

Infinite Strength

Infinite Strength

Hey, sorry but I am working on modifying the game simply because I wish to get into using Twine (it's a learning experience), I wouldn't feel comfortable collaborating through someone else's work like this. If you wish to modify the game yourself just download Twine 2 and import this page.

Figured it out. This simple engine is very intuitive and fun to use, I'm quite interested tinkering within the engine, as-well as expanding upon your story + adding more content. Thanks!

Wow... my fav endings were "CREAM PUFF PET" and "MILK BALLOON" I have played this so many times and really wish to acquire the "Twine 2" file used to make this, if you have the project file I'd love to look into it

nice.