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Bro, let’s be real... an APK will only exist once the PC and 'Little Apple' versions stop falling apart like a Jenga tower. My brain is at 1% and the code is currently held together by prayers and cheap coffee. ☕

Expect unofficial ports for now... Short answer: Not today. Not until we reach a stable version, or until I get a phone that doesn't scream for mercy WITH testing PURPORSE. Even the v0.0.1 world map made my current phone crash and question its existence. If I try to build an APK now, my phone will literally catch fire. Sorry, not sorry! :D 

Wait, you actually played for 14 days straight just being a waitress? That’s dedication. It's a prototype, man. The city gates are closed because I'm still building the world (and my sanity too). If you're looking for a complete 'real game' experience right now, you’re definitely in the wrong place. Check back when we have more decimals in the version number.