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This isn't real, screw you dude. I can't move on, give me another shot! I beg of you, I feel so empty...  I get it, I'm going to move on.

Thanks for playing our game. Sorry for all the typos and errors on the submission page; we submitted the game after working on it through the night and our brains were completely cooked. The theme interpretation is on the GDD. You should be a QA tester as you found basically all the bugs, which were inevitable with all the mechanics we cranked into the game during 2 weeks.  The movement was intentionally made to make you move forward at the same as you turn.  The jump feedback is appreciated, and we agree that moving while charging the jump would probably be better.