itch.io

2. Found it right here on itch.io

I hope it's not too spoilery to say, but that was a fun little ARG!

Is there a secret technique I'm unaware of? No matter what I try I lose. I even found an exploit and it was still unwinnable. (speaking of that exploit, If you're close but the timer keeps getting you, keep shaking the jar, the timer resets giving you infinite time.)

I may wrong, but in the tournament Horace doesn't like when you cup his balls.