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my brain hurts from playing this. thank you!

Can't wait for Chapter 4!

My favorite moment was when Spongebob pulled out his sweet 6” revolver and put a bullet between that guy's eyes.

Have you ever heard a strange noise at night and thought there was a man in your attic? Well you better go check. 

Don't keep him waiting!

Wanted to game late at night, got butt-fucked by creepy neighbor instead. In other words, a normal Saturday night.

Well,i`ve done it!

It took

7

fucking

month

of procrastination

but i`ve done it!

the pinnacle of human entertainment!

You mean i can beat up kids and not get arrested?

Sign me up!

The only way to make peace was through spilling a teeny tiny bit of blood

Some was not intentional,but hey nobody needs to know....

Can`t wait to see what other unearthly findings i stumble upon in my next adventure!

because it`s fun!

F is for Fuck me Karen is coming

U is for Unholy sights

N is for Never going back in there again

Cause I don`t wanna turned into chum!

I don`t think you have yet grasped the magnitude of the situation i`m in.

I spend over 3 fucking hours playing what i thought would be a 15 minute shipost game.

I do not tire,I do not break.

*I am the king of this game!*

Be me

Go to banana eating contest

Have weird hallucinations

Get seduced by a banana

Came for a prize,left with a soulmate

10/10 would date a banana again

I mean it`s much better than anything i can do so i guess it`s not that bad.

Searched for puppos

Found the puppos

Pet the puppos 

Was satisfied

Would give this game 9.5/10

It`s a pretty nice game,I do admit that!
And i`m probably going to harsh on a prototype,but we can`t forget that:

1)It`s full of grammatical errors and animation gliches

2)The choices you make don`t actually matter

and 3)The game is missing 2 full chapters,so we go from being teleported back in to the immediate end when we are left with little to know and really no change of outcome!

But don`t take my word for it,take the words of "3 weeks ago" me!