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Extract with 7zip if you can. There should be a file in the Click Me folder called BLOODMONEY!.exe. What OS are you using?

Very quick response and fix, works perfectly now! However, I can't blame my aspect ratio for how bad I am anymore haha.

I'm playing on a 16:10 laptop display and the menu seems fine, but when I'm in game the left and right sides of my screen are cut off so I have no way to understand what I'm doing

I'd say just download it and give it a shot. There are tons of options for enhancing performance. Idk what you have, but I have a 1070 laptop and I can hit around 200fps if I turn some graphical stuff down. Even with higher settings I can play at 1440p 60fps constant so the game is pretty well optimized.