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This reminds me of Does Not Commute!

Wow! This game really made me feel like a dragon doing my tax returns! 

I give this game 5 Yeehaws out of 5. 

This is an awesome looking game!

This reminds me of the jolly good times I had trying to fit squares in the circle hole, throwing toys across the room, and smearing paint all over the walls.  Goo-goo gaga.

I love this! I love how simple it is designed, yet fluid and somehow complex it feels!

Lol, George was probably fired for Property Damage after this...

*Evil Laughter*

Fun fact for Command & Conquer fans, the Dune RTS series (which this PICO game is a fanmade remake of,) is the predecessor/inspiration for the C&Q series, and it even uses some of the same code, due to both games being developed by the same company. Also, this game is a pretty awesome remake, what a blast from the past!

I've always wanted to see an actual game based on this lil' animation, nice to see that my dream finally came true. 

For a mere demo, this is pretty good. I would pay for this despite it being free because I think it deserves my money, but I have no money lol. 

HEY ALIEN FUCK OFF FUCK YOU ALIEN SUCK MY DICK FUCK OFF FUCK OFF ANTI ALIEN ALARM NO ALIEN NO MARCIANITO FUCK OFF FUCK YOU FUCK OFFFFFF GET OUT OF HERE ANTI MARCIANITO NO NO NO FUCK YOU NO LEAVE LEAVE ME ALONE BWAAAAAAAAAH GET OUT OF HERE GET OUT OF HERE PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD PROTECTIVE SHIELD NO DRACULAS NO MUMMY NO ALIEN NO DUENDE ACTIVATE ALARM CANNOT APPROACH YOU WILL DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHH

This. This is the greatest game I've ever played. I cried so damn hard, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Nothing in my life can even compare. This is humanity's magnum opus, this is our greatest achievement. We've reached our peak as a species.

this entire game is a dick joke lmao