dungeon dice? more like DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!! i have gamer aids lol (gamer moment) (this game sucks) (i have aids)

AS A CERTIFIED GARDENER, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THAT THIS GAME SUCKS!!!!!!! IN MY 45 YEARS OF GROWING FLOWERS I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SHOT BY THEM!!!!!!!!! STOP SPREADING MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!!!!! GO TO SCHOOL IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

obviously soulja boy tell'em didn't tell you how to make a good game.

10/1

(and YOUUUUUUUUUUUU should fix the game because there is a softlocking bug on level 9 die)

Edit: Thanks for the Reddit Gold kind stranger! Le epic big chungus wholesome 9000 moment.

A great game, no doubt. A masterpiece, even. But while playing this fine video game, I couldn't get my mind off something. The sad passing of Mr. Steve Jobs from the deadly disease named "Ligma". A really sad fate for such an influential man 😞🙏 #RIP #LigmaBalls.

1/5

go frog yourself. four stars.

i didnt you buckethole. four and a half stars.

shite game. didnt even bother to play it. five stars.

You aren't welcome.

I remember as a child, my father was a very heavy smoker. He always told me to never smoke, so i would't ever be like him. When I was 9 years old, my father would get lung cancer. He would pass away just months later. I swore to my mother I would never smoke. And 20 years later, I have never even touched a single cigarette. But it turns out, that I never needed to smoke.  Because this game gave me cancer anyways. Five stars.