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The annual holy festival for Our Lady Gorgonzola, She Who Nourishes the Body, tragically went awry. Our fake healing didn't convince anyone, so Sister Stout of Guinness led the Sisters of Lavender in a rebellion against Mother Violet, the Abbess, and drowned her in a vat of sacred beer. 

Our shaman is wandering the mountainside, convinced that his own reflection in the ice is a new god, and our healer gorged herself on rotting sacred cheese before beginning a new life as a beggar.

I'm excited to run this for my group. I really love the tables for death results and how they help make character death meaningful.

Unfortunately, it looks like the link to the character keeper is broken again.

Very cool module. Thanks for making it available as PWYW. How well do you think this would work with OSE Advanced Fantasy or other OSR/OSR-adjacent systems?

The best thing about this supplement is the writing style--what a fun read. Extremely tongue-in-cheek, enough info to be useful without being overwhelming. I really appreciate that it's system neutral as well.