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Super awesome fact: the term: "femboy" used to be an insult. Now of course, it's just a way for someone to reference an individual or a group of individuals.

Bonus fact: femboy and catboy are synonyms.

Oh cool, it's the other me.

Mew!

No, should I be scared?

Same to ya.

I have so many screenshots of my self being called a girl(Im a guy) that I could, if I wanted to, I could make someone look like a real piece of shit. I have so much power over my homies. >:3

Edit: they know I'm not trans

Excuse me, what?

I don't know. I'm just a guy playing the funny game with huge rats, demons, and.. automatons.. 

I love it when I find a book titled "The Lusty Goblin Maid vol 4" on the ground that cursed my shirt when I read it, so I have to cut the shirt off my body to be free of it. Not even a good book, the only thing that happens is the goblin takes care of some weapons ig.

Fun.

Analog horror, sometimes scary, sometimes shit.. they never gave me nightmares though.

You fucking idoit.

-. - I'm not depressed, so fucking mental illness ig.

I never even have dreams... the last one I had was about a wallet.

Remember that weird core thingie? This is so similar to that dead-as-shit trend(thank god).

Huh, valid.

It's only good sleeping. If I have to go somewhere it pisses me off.

 What the fuck?

That... that sounds like that one staircase... from that one foundation.

Normal activities, no?

If you take down the walls in your home, you should be able to find a bunch of cotton candy. I've been eating it; it's so good. 

-. - If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna be in my box in the corner.

Fun fact: your skull is a bowl, and the insides are a soup.

Naurrr... I didn't say hawk, I said hawt...

How so?

.(-. -). what.

Night night.

T︵T

The school owns this device.

I don't have any bills to pay. Life is good. Until I have to turn this shitty laptop I'm using in.. and be offline for 3 months.

 (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ I hate not owning the devices I use.

Meanwhile, I just talk to dumb asses all day long.

Damn.

Sure... however, you should really make a Milkway Idle account. I need more people to talk to.

It's tiring, I got finals..

Also, go play the game. Many funny people to yell at.

Okay..? Umm... now how do I do that?

D-d-d-damn.

Oki then, this place is arguably chiller than MWI, so you'll never understand.

*sigh* I have been summoned to this place yet again.  So what do y'all want?

Not enough mana, so not instant summon.