welp guess i'm dead now

uhh

beautiful

a few tries later, and now she loves my cat

'i found evidence that my sister is in love with my dog'

bro WHAT

why can you kick children

jeez i got  fired at day 5

... the snatcher managed to steal plants that were IN my house

edit: granted, this happened a few months ago

now i'm having a good day because of this

thank you for that

add a feature where i can punch the old man in the face

including this game

... also, did you put this on coolmathgames.com? i found some of your games on there and want to know if they were stolen

I keep randomly dying?

whoopsie, killed another person!

screw off

conkie

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i got stuck

he got an ARM

:) those floppy lil' legs

nice curtain

suggestion: hold multiple powerups at once

oxymoron

you did it ONE SECOND FASTER THAN ME

congrats though

i cant even beat 2 mins

nice one, waterlemon

and i give up, at least i lost like 80 milliseconds

nope, i just got worse from here on out

i'm getting better

jesus

3 is so hard

so  lou is actually quite a nice person

nice

cool

goodbye, meowmie.

1st run:

aw dang i died on pigod

2nd run:

death before first evolution

i was fooled into the simple thought of: 'ew amogus' and failed the level

'don't lose sight of what's important'

DANG I GOT TRICKED

from what i can play, the game seems pretty good

it keeps freezing on me and becoming unresponsive :(