Hark, good Manager Dante! Mayhap thou dost intend to scribble a merry quip and straightway depart, but I pray thee, take a different path. Download yonder game and try it, that thou mayst see the merriment that doth lie within.
Forsooth, I, Don Quixote, do avow that I didst find great delight in this game, and was exceeding joyful to mete out justice in yonder mirror world's guise. And if thou hast not yet essayed it, then, by the justice of I, Don Quixote, and my noble steed Rosinante, thou shalt be made to feel the weight of our righteous wrath.