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This game deserves more! If only its had a better banner... ;-;
Also, it plays extremely well, windows XP main menu is a catchy thing.

And the fun fuct... i also tried to make windows XP main menu, but scraped it for the narrative.

So i happy too see similiar guys to me here :3 Well done!

Pixel art quality, animations with smear effect, music and sounds, everything is done well.
And you guys even made 2D level generator, in only 36 hours, thats cool!

Suddenly i cant even get past the 3rd level, now im feel urself like a game journalist ;-;

get back to itch.io, let us play the game ;-;

Congratz with the yanderedev simulator XD

Extreme Newgrounds/homestuck/flash vibes.
If its intented, thats crazy! Well done

Im not about vendor.
The guy in the comments below the whole comment looks like it was made by AI, and thats scared me ;-;

Ah alright.

Firstly check Visability & access section in game settings page
You need to make it public!

And also set  Pricing to  "no payments"!

Chto uspel to uspel

Yeah, sorry if i was rude here.
Just consider using 60fps lock, and disable GI, Lumen, nanite, etc for jam projects.

UE5 itself isnt bad at all. Its an incredible engine, but you should use its powers right :P

I was forced to unpack your game, and launch it from GODOT`s editor, just to figure out how to enable fullscreen.
And based on your code, i see thats you are Russian.

Кхкх. Я полагаю, это твой первым джем. 
И ты большой молодец, уже просто потому-что решил поучаствовать.

Из прям плохого:
1. Зацикленный звук на фоне ужасен.
2. Тебе не обязательно добавлять эмодзи в print(), более того тебе не обязательно использовать print() везде.
3. Магические числа, структура так-же ужасны.

Из прям хорошего:
1. Это круто что ты использовал singleton, как глобалку.
2. Полагаю ты даже как boilerplate, не использовал AI. Это похвально.

В целом, игра играется плохо. Но то что она уже играется, большое достижение.
Как для первого раза, ты хорошо постарался!

Alright, Great concept.
I dont want to grind high score tho, pure random game with leaderboard is a hilarious idea. And i like it.

And the music is goofy ah

I can see the effort put into the game.

The concept is kinda similiar to backpack hero.
But all the bugs, gameplay itself makes this game unplayable.

Visualy it looks fine, VHS style above poor pixelart.


The guy below feels like AI! He even using doubleline —
holy

Да, Ярик. Это действительно пародия на игры в этом джеме.

Super Addicting Game 3000 hits hard tho

Weirdest possible artstyle, but at least the game HAS STYLE.
Also the concept is good, random upgrades with boss rush.
The game only lacks of balance imo

Its not ultra enjoyable game, but its definitely GAME! Well done.

Yeah the game realy forces you do RANDOM things. 
Also "there is no game" game, truly the game. game of the jam, a game, gamgmg

Most finalized game of the Jam!
Great gameplay. ts even has diffuclty options. 

Behold, Perry the Platypus! I shall call it the... Randomiser-inator!

It has actual end.
if you curious enough, you can just move backward after a few loops of "museum", and just jump into the void.

My  PC is gonna explode soon because of UE5 ;-:
And i also got FATAL ERROR

I guess its meant to be collectathon game, where you need to collect all the items from eggs.
The idea is good, but why UE5 ;-;

The game isnt gaming. Its just not fun play. It has no audio.

But well done with object placing, and robot automation mechanics!
as always, I happy to see a 3D GAME!

 

The idea is just fine, classic.
also music isnt even looped ;-;

It looks and plays both weird and funny.
I guess it meant to be surviors ah game like MegaBonk, but with cubic world gen, and orthogonal camera.
but it has no upgrades, or items suddenly :(

The art and music is good! Ambitious project in scope!

Just a small lowpoly cute looking map, and im so happy to see another 3D game :P
You did a great job for such a low amount of time!

thats crazy, holy

PEAK game no f way XD

What a great move!

Clicker with a dice, well done
Im gonna farm numbers while playing other jam games XD

I wanna play more first-person 3D games, in that jam.
Thats so devastating thats you havent uploaded build yet ;-;

I`m too stupid to figure out how to play it.
But i like the visuals!

RANDOM SHIT GO! The idea is good tho
But DVD screen is killing my eyes ;-;

And its even kinda fun to play, well done! 

Finnaly, the first game of DTJ36 thats actualy fun to play!

Well done!

Actualy very smooth!
Feels like old flashgames from ArmorGames for some reason... and i love it.

The whole incryption inspired demo!
Card visuals are incredible!

I cant say thats i like to play it.
But it looks nice, it sounds nice. So i love it
*Potential winner of jam!

The fact you made it without engine is incredible!
Strong vibes of old game jams.

i fixed it as instant as possible!

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