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Whoever made that Wutux model must be super cool, and all the ladies love him, and is the best at video games, and is cooler than you.

Played this in the background while eating dinner, good times. A few bugs make me stop sooner than I probably otherwise would have. The amount of diamonds you actually get is usually just 10, even if you should get more. All that to say, I'm butthurt that I only got 10 diamonds instead of my 10k, otherwise, well done!

Too Easy.  But besides my pro gamer skillz, this was fun! The first level was a little cramped, so I'd constantly get caught on ledges, which was annoying.  Also, at first didn't realize the second level was surrounded by deadly water, so I immediately moved up and died before I could process what was happening. Great job with the voice-over