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LMAO, You made my day with your sperg rage outburst. Its just a porn game, don't take it too seriously and just whack your shlong instead of raging so badly

I will not sugar coat it: I am a christian het male, but this game made me act up. Especially with his femboyish moans and cutesy commentary that fit his appearance. So much so, that i decided to make a guide on how much can you stuff this little guy before he pops:

No upgrades:

5 s

2 a 1 s

1m

1st upgrade

8 s

4 a

2 m

2nd upgrade

11 s

5 a 1 s

3 m

3rd upgrade

14 s

7 a

3 m 1a or 3m 1s

Where: s a m - snack, appetizer and meal respectively, upgrade - upgrades that increase the stomach capacity. You`ll know them when you see them

The only downsides i found in this game is that its short, and does not have any consequences for excessive snacking (I know, imps might have high metabolism, but there is no way he doesn`t grow an inch in any direction).
Well deserved 5 stars. I will be actively watching over this project

>Comes back randomly a year later
>"Yeah, game`s broken"
>Refuses to elaborate
>Leaves

(unironically)based dev

Hi. Do you still support this game? If so, here`s an issue i ran into:

OS: Windows 10 (NT 10.0) Build 19045

GZDoom version g4.12.2

W_Init: Init WADfiles.

adding C:/Users/Admin/Desktop/New folder (3)//data/gzdoom.pk3, 679 lumps

adding C:/Users/Admin/Desktop/New folder (3)//data/game_support.pk3, 3308 lumps

adding C:/Users/Admin/Desktop/New folder (3)//data/COOP.ipk3, 3701 lumps

adding C:/Users/Admin/Desktop/New folder (3)//data/game_widescreen_gfx.pk3, 214 lumps

adding C:/Users/Admin/Desktop/COOP.ipk3, 3701 lumps

S_Init: Setting up sound.

I_InitSound: Initializing OpenAL

  Opened device IOpenAL Soft on ***** (Realtek High Definition Audio)

  EFX enabled

No GENMIDI lump found. OPL playback not available.

Execution could not continue.

Script error, "COOP.ipk3:cvarinfo.txt" line 1:

cvar 'hs_hitbox' already exists

It doesn`t launch in any of the readme mentioned ways. Even tried editing the file to get rid of this stupid hs_hitbox to cure the error, but it didnt work. Any advise?

At this pace, we will get more potions faster than GTA VI release (this meme is overused and annoying, i know, but still!)

You have NO idea how exited i was when i saw a BUBBLEBLOAT upload, about a POTION game with a CAT as a protagonist. You just hit a combo there. Instant favorite

Edit: played it. The performance is not the best (long loading time, both browser and downloadable. It also turns my medium laptop into a brick for a minute). Had no issue figuring stuff out (just test it on a cat, someone already wrote the formula lower in the comments). The cat is cute though, in all forms <3. I expect the game to recieve updates from time to time, like with FTD, because you didnt just leave so much empty space on shelves for nothing, right? Right...?

womp womp

Based developer

Its already a feature!
For Malika at least. Perhaps you meant the other dragon? In that case - sure. I am not into males, but this will be a logical addition in future updates

I played this game several times, every time trying out something new - Typing perfect 123456, tried pressing only one number, tried not doing anything, mixed those actions and had a laugh when the game picked it up.

Its a perfect example on how a psychological horror game should be - no monsters, no "bait and switch" tactic, no bullshit. Only you and the interface, in a form of a machine, that KNOWS what you are trying to pull off. You cannot win in this game, regardless of what you try - IT. WILL. KNOW. And it will JUDGE you.

If only it could remember you and comment on it, THAT would be a cherry on top. Even so - its now my favorite horror game. No Slenderman, no FNAF, no Analog/mascot horror. 

Only the machine, that demands input...

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No Brick the rat :(

i`m gonna be honest - i havent played the game yet. I will give it 5 star rating though, just because its a free game, that is usually paid for

Even though hypno is not my thing, the cat is cute, and seeing her hit the snooze after wiggling the watch in her face is funny.

Still wish there were something more to it...

(Fun fact - i played it 8 months ago and had a hard time finding it again. Glad i did find it)

Is it just me, or did the developer just "Uno reversed" your comment against you?

The artstyle on the cover looks familiar...
Weren`t you making Kaiju Paradise animations on Youtube by any chance?

Amazing game, truly feels like a potential successor of "Paint the town red". Enjoyed it alot, but:
I did all four levels in one sitting, without dying once (no modifiers, obviously), and now i want more.  More weapons, more enemy types (possibly even bosses) and maybe even roguelike elements or a separate mode (Like PTTR had). What pleased me the most is a good optimisation - Usually games like this lag terribly on my mid-end laptop, but this one runs smoothly, even during the tough 4v1 scenarios where objects, furniture and bodies fly left and right. Didn`t really read into the lore, as i was too busy turning jelly into puddles, but i will read the board when i decide to replay it sometime.
Truly, a hidden jem of itch.io

Dont get hit
Edit, after completing the game - Clear out rooms one by one, do not rush, use anything other than your fists and dont forget to press F to block.

Yeah, and dont get hit

>So you were a memetic hazard all along?
: No, i wouldn`t consider myself a hazard. I will not harm you
>How can you prove it?
: I cannot. Right now you are harming yourself with anxiety over this simple text game.

Now THIS is how Monika from DDLC should`ve played out. Absolutely love it and look forward to keep up with this "parasocial relationship" if you can call it that <3

instructions unclear: Insulted everyone and finished last

Finally - a game where i can powertrip and send thots to the orange site where they belong. Thanks fam

Is it even possible to squeeze at least one pound out of them? In place i live there is no community organisers and i have ZERO idea on how and what should i do here

>Hold A to drift
>Look inside
>Hold SPACE to drift

9/10 Still better than "Heading out"

Thank you for making this comment, and helping me to decide if i should play the game or not

It was too abstract for me. I guess there is a deep meaning to it, i just missed it

Motivational poster

"MalOvent is an adult horror visual novel"
Yeah, it is. Please pay closer attention to games description next time

Really? You could never?

So its "Fresh Start Cleaning Simulator" but with a furry character? 

Sold

8/10

Чел, ты позоришь нас, русских извращенцев этим комментом. 💀
Хотя бы на английском пиши, для конспирации

Artstyle is cool, song is catchy, despite being short and on loop and i am generally a sucker for Papers please type of games. Overall short but sweet, loved it.
I give 9 flowers out of whatever amount there were on the table at the "You died" table to that Bastet looking cat (Couldn`t fit more on there, unfortunately)

Most professional polish repair service:

"For real? Wow, Turns out she isn`t always winning"

- THAT guy who was mad he couldn`t fight back in this game

Even though i never was in a relationship (besides parasocial ones) the test really did spilled out all the truth about me and my love style: "Sweet, but aloof". 

"Wake the f up, samurai. We have a dragon to feed"

Also, i will miss the iconic "Victori" screen. I thought it was intended :(

Canonically, Gabby struggles with modern technology. Please cut her some slack

its a year of the dragon, lads...
You know what to do :)

Try lowering the difficulty to zero for a few seconds. Had the same issue and it un-stucked her for me 

ikr? so much money for such small content, and there is not even a demo to see where you throw 20$ at. While i have nothing against (sane) dog people, maybe, just maybe, price is a bit too high?