MR. KRABS... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

I AM ALREADY LOSING MY SANITY WITH THIS GAME

Someone is copying your game and selling it here.

https://sgfx.itch.io/night-in-riverager-part-2

(ALL 9 ENDINGS) THIS PLANT LOOKS LIKE A WAP

*INSERT NUN PUN HERE*

(BOTH ENDINGS) THIS IS A HORROR GAME ABOUT A CHICKEN... (aight den)

(ENDING) HAD TO RETHINK MY SOUL AFTER THIS JUMPSCARE.

(BOTH ENDINGS) THESE CLOWNS GOT FOLDED LIKE AN OMELET.

(ENDING.) THIS COUGAR WANTS MY FACE MEAT.

SOMEBODY GET YA MANS DUSTY/SAGGY TITS OFF MY FACE.

SOMEBODY TELL SIREN HEAD NOT TO SKIP LEG-DAY

YO... GARFIELD BE LOOKING SUSPECT, NOWADAYS.

(BOTH ENDINGS) SIRENHEAD IS ON FOUR LEGS, am done.

BOOM BAP, done.

I came up with the previous title from my bit at the end but I guess issa lil spoiley, too, my bad.

CALL NOW AND I'LL TAKE CARE OF ANY LIFELESS HUMAN.

How long is this game?

Real quick, how long is the game? And does it have multiple endings? Thanks.

Windows 10 and I picked full screen and the game got stuck and changed my laptop resolution and I tried to Ctrl+Alt+Del multiple times until it showed me the pop-up window to turn off the game. (And no I never tried Alt-F4 because I never knew it was a thing.)

Game got stuck at the ratio select menu and wouldn't even let me turn off the cursed game.

Ah.

(ENDING.) $10 TO THE GUY WHO TELLS ME WHAT I'M LOOKING AT.

Me likey.

(ENDING.) THIS SLENDER MAN WANNA BE GOT A GLOCK.

looks *really* interesting. Say... How long is the game?

(BOTH ENDINGS.) DO NOT TRUST TISSUE BOXES! I REPEAT, DO NOT TRUST TISSUE BOXES!

I suggest Putting a thumbnail (It's really crucial to get people interested.)

And some screenshots... Same reason.

(100%COMPLETE.) CHIEF, COACH AND THE ENTIRE ALARM FORCE SAYS THESE DOLLS AIN'T IT.

BIG SMOKE CALLED ME IN THE WOODS.

Did I get the 3 endings?

(ENDING.) CHIEF SAYS THAT THESE NUNS AIN'T IT.

(BOTH ENDINGS.) COACH SET ME UP FOR THIS GAME.

THIS GAME LITERALLY CHANGED MY EXISTENCE.

NO! NO! I did enjoy the game... It was just weird and I like weird but the game just got me confused trying to process the acid trip that is the game.