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before i played this game, my wife divorced me with our 19 kids and $80 trillion of child support. i am fired from my job and and became homeless, and i also have about 230 different terminal cancers.

nothing changed after i played this game but i think it’s super cool

yuri game

yuri game

web build fix will be like later today idk

edit: it’s up

patch is out to fix a few annoying bugs, including that one dumb exit button thing that took like removing 1 line of code to fix lol

probably no more updates will happen, but idk eli might fix more things lol

i didnt have enough time to fix that one weird animation bug with the exit/credits button :fadingEmoji:

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i added a very funni sound effect that plays at the start of each level

nothing else is changed

(pls like it i spent like 4 hours on friday tuning that shite in SV instead of working on UI 😭)

it's only on the windows version for now the web build is coming soon TM

edit: it's out chat

uhhhhhhhhhhh since these baguettes are granted to her by the bread gods it doesn't get soggy from water, and it can also survive the extreme pressures of the ocean depths (i made it the #### up just now)

updated store page with new, just made-up lore

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