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Stretch me out!!! =DDDDDD

I agree with the question marks and all, mainly because we all say "this is cute" and stuff, but when it comes our time to, well.. be 'cute', most of us back off - me included, of course. hehehe

I really thought the phonebook would be a thing, hmm, another 'thing'

perhaps you are too young for this, bro

y una P, también ahahahahaha

Let's say his friends gave him a helping hand (or wand) LOLOLOLOL

A d*ldo is cheaper than a PC, and the fun is all yours!

OHHH

I get it, now.. And I have no idea about my best time beating the game. Sorry :/

My fastest time is 0:24.00... hmmmm, sorry are we talking about the game??

I can't focus without a proper focus.

Gostei que os textos fogem da norma culta, embora isso incomode meu cérebro profundamente. A história toca a todos nós: sempre acordamos devendo... LOL

There is an ending!!!! 10/10

Yeap, same here; so, mission accomplished, I guess.

You know an answer for that ;D

Nossa, eu queria essa máquina de lipo kkkkkkk

THe idea is 'interesting' but a gay version of this would suit me better.

yeah.. just a tiny bit harder - the game hhm...

Gente, é muito ácido pra fazer um jogo assim... ABSOLUTE CINEMA, 10/10

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MORRI.... LOL

YAAAAAY!!!!
They have reached the other side!!

Wait, what was the objective, again?

Mano... que foi isso?
O botão de zoom é o design típico de um homem, hahah, eu faria igual.

Yeah! a gente quer r*** de tiozão; pra mais de metro!!

I don't know why, but it may be the 10th time I play this game, AND I don't stop after buying everything on the GB shop. This might hit the sweet spot between the grind and the reward. Nicely done!!

Gente.. do nada um bebê do exorcista LOL

Hmmmm, it kinda ruins (or enhances) the experience; but here it works fine, and it ruins my experience, too. ;)

Games inside games inside a dream (inside our PCs inside our lives...)

This is SO addictive; thank God it's short.

The game has a great cohesion, is fun, and the loops are short enough for the player to want more. WE WANT MOOOOOOOOORE

I always skip leg day

monday chest and triceps

tuesday back and chest

wednesday chest and biceps

thursday shoulders and chest

friday chest and abs

saturday chest and chest

sunday day off, I do some pushups

Binge eating is really a, hmmm, situation to be managed, if you vet what I mean. I have seen many of my clients runing in circles with this. But food is, well, our fuel; of course it can be tasty and all.

But the experience I had with this game was frustrating and positive, I guess awareness is a great name for that feeling.

Thx a lot for the game!

socorro, não consigo parar de jogar...

simply addictive LOL

I lost count of how many times I have played this game...
My soul refuses to wake up. I love it!

In that case I'll have to appreciate your art on a monitor full screen!

EA could never...

A 😶 (voiceless citizen) wants to speak.
Several 😶 are protesting in front of the City Hall.

Retiring is definitely not the end both in life and in this game... LOL

Saved for later! S2

Whoooooa! This is oddly satisfying and dangerously addictive! Proceed with caution, and have fun!

Não é muito, mas é honesto. hahahahhahaha
Amei que isso tb se fala em EN.

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I mean, this could be a movie! I would gladly pay full price to see this in the theatre.