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Good to know that I'm not the only one who got bored being the silent passegner of this artificial emotional rollercoaster. As you hinted before, the plot feels like it serves more for the reasoning of the drammatic events, rather than actualy having something to tell. Just one thing with the most of the characters (except boyfriend material and gold comedy) being all kinds of jerks gives the love story some forced vibes.
Green Cat - Manipulative spy
Albino Snowflake - Narcissistic coward
Iron Mask - Unreasonable Sociopath
Forerunner Daddy - Railroad Conductor
P.S: Good detailed review.