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You might not recognize solid writing when you see it, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t mine. Don’t project your mid takes on me, lil bro.

This is a tier 1 game—top of the food chain, baby. If you're hating on it, you're either blind, bitter, or both. I’d sneak up behind you like a stealthy raccoon, whisper “you’re wrong” in your ear, and drop a metaphorical deuce on your terrible opinions. 💩💥