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After playing this, my nephew, (who done got bit by a copperhead), barged into my room. Startled, i immediately went into business mode and stuck a couple pencils in the wee lad. Fowl in human attire always deserve more representation. Thank you.

Almost did this one  winter morning, after my father forced me behind the wheel despite my inexperience. Getting to relive that moment, this time running over as many people as i wanted, was a therapeutic experience. Thank you.

I have always feared the day the laser hamsters break free. This game made me consider it could be beautiful.

As i got stuck on the first palm tree, and never got to see my wife on the other end of that beach, my review may not mean much. Launching myself at that palm tree over and over again did, however, give me a moment to reflect upon the fantastic adventures of Thor Heyerdahl aboard his ship, the Kon-Tiki. Some may say, that attempting to climb that palm tree makes me a man of comparable bravery. Some may say, that the real wife at the end of the beach, was the emotional resilience gained on the way.