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Noice.

Today I paid 8 dollars to the patreon to download this before cancelling my subscription, only for it to be released today for free. Wonderful irony on the universe's part, but it is what it is

This looks REALLY Fucking Cool!

Maybe, just maybe we can be so Barrack.

While playing through this game I found that the stat growth was really fun to engage with. I was wondering if there were in games with a similar growth style for characters that I could download or buy. Along with this, thank you Ser Winterfire for this fun game.

Thank you C.M.Cas, I didn't read the page when I downloaded the game so I was slightly confused. I then read the page and was even more confused because like, "How do I do all of this fun stuff?", confusion settled.

How to do anything? I'm slightly retarded and have no idea what's going on.

This game is really fucking fun.

I'm going to be honest, at first I thought this game was gonna be a shitty Ai generated quick fap type game. The first inkling that wasn't the case was when the audio settings recommendation came up. And then the fucking animation at the beginning got me, hook line and sinker. Currently playing through right now and am very interested. Will leave note of further thoughts.

Thank you for a wonderful game.

This is the first game that I've actually joined the patreon of so I can play a better build. Thank you for making such a fun game.

For all those wondering how to kill the stronger cells that attack you, buy enzymes. It increases your click damage against those buggers.

Buy Enzymes, it increases the click damage. If need be you can save the game, exit to main menu, then continue that way you can build up enough cells to buy the upgrade. 

Don't worry, your English is perfectly fine. At least according to a ice-living American.

The opening music goes so fucking hard.

Absolutely love this game. One of the few where I had to restart after skipping because I got hooked on the story. I also quite enjoy the MC, he has a story before we were a part of his life. It adds so much depth to the game. All in all, I quite like the game and would recommend it. Thank you, Developer, for making this gem.

Finally! After all these years, I've found it. "Muscle Women". This is bloody wonderful and I thank you for making the greatest kink come to life.

That makes sense after playing through part of it.

This game is fucking hilarious, I just got the Drider ending of Critical Penis Malfunction and I am dying, literally and figuratively.

How do I remove Desire? Dude had the sex and he still has Desire. What do I do?

Where do I find the cat after it disapeers the first time?

Glad you're doing well.

I'm pretty much asking how you, the developer, is doing.

How fares you who makes this game? I do hope it's quite well.

His buddy then said that RNG was being Sarcastic and that no NTR would be seen. I think I read that correctly.

Honestly that sounds like a feature.

IT'S NOT DEAD COMRADE!

Penis joke. I don't know about the word I used though.

How would I get Anal xp? Is it just random weather or not that a dude's into it? Any info would be greatly appreciated.

Edit: Found one.

Just like your penis into all of those ladies.

Edit: Turned wewe into penis.

Praise be to our Lord and Tempter PinkChinChin. I highly doubt I said that right but eh.

Edit: I'm poor as fuck but still, YEAH!

Probably.

Found out what it meant.

I'm scared. What does "Play with puppies" mean?