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Thank you :D

This must have taken a looot of work! Awesome

This is great, so much charm!

Ok, you got me. I'm a fake. I'm gonna tell my 2 husbands I've been faking it all this time, they're gonna be mad.

You go, you! :)

Thanks, we're preparing an expanded version

Thanks :)

He's happy in at least 2 of the endings, so I guess he'll be fine :) Thanks for playing our game!

Thank you :D

Thank you, but I'm going to be the guy who asks for clarifications on the joke: the "pots"?

I like this a lot, the only thing I'd change is the amount of upgrades, it's a little too much all at once

Love this! I just wish it had some choices

Thank youuu

Thank you :)

Thank you so much! :D

It's hard, but I liked it :)

Thank you! :D

Thank you, sorry you didn't like the backgrounds but sometimes we need to compromise ;)

Thank you! We're planning on making an expanded version later :)

Thank you! We have plans to take it further later :)

Thank you! With such a short time, I tried to go hard with the options to make the story have a "punch". It's not a documentary but it's clearly inspired by some of my own adventures, like the "soap opera theme song" bit. But I was never as mean as the player character, of course ;)