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The vibes are immaculate, the style is killing it, and the vampire lady is hot, so it kills me when I say that I don't think this is worth your time, especially if you're one of the people who have to jump through hoops with your antiviruses.

You're far more likely to lose than win in this game, and it makes trying to get the better endings a looping nightmare of "bet everything, lose, restart, bet everything, lose, restart, bet everything, win, oh that's not much money at all and isn't close to being enough for the max size, bet everything again, lose, restart." Not to mention the only games that don't cost you money to play almost always give you mere cents when you're looking for thousands, so you can't play it safe with your money, either.

Is it accurate to the gambling experience? I mean, I guess so.

Does that make for a fun game to play when basically every element of the game is completely out of your control and the lady chides you for losing a completely luck-based game? I can't say yes to that.

Fun game! Definitely gonna have to sink some more time into it, Unicorn Overlord gave me an itch I haven't been able to scratch yet, and this is the closest something has gotten. Though for some reason none of the music was looping, so it made things kind of awkwardly quiet most of the time. I'm going to assume/hope it's just a web version bug.

Pretty good! Had to run on the opengl version due to being on a relatively low-end laptop, but didn't notice any real issues, aside from the smoke/fog/whatever consistently chugging the game whenever it was too close to the camera, but you seem to have already noticed that, so it's not really worth going on about. Didn't run into any crashes on that version though, so that was nice.

Rounds run a little too short for my preference, though that might have been the intention, and I can't really judge if it was, and it feels like the AI is...kind of stupid (more than once, they chugged a potion when the only possibility it had was being red) but aside from those nitpicks, it's a fun time! Plus, obvious thumbs up to the many artists - some GREAT art on display.

I see. Well, it seems my point's moot as well, if the fall-off was intentional. Regardless, I look forward to whatever else comes from your projects!

Great game, loads of fun. The RNG factor makes it really engaging to keep going in to see if you can get a luckier run going, and to see how big the passengers can get (some sort of gallery mode in a future update where you can just look at all the sizes you've seen in runs, or just releasing the sprites, would be fantastic imo, this art is something else) and it's fun to try and squeeze as many people into a train as possible while maximizing your points. 

That said, the Joggers and Dieticians feel like active detriments to come across. If a Jogger is fat enough, they can negate the bonus the Dieticians get from being next to them - and seemingly vice versa, despite the fact that the Jogger is noted not to dislike anything - which negates the entire point of having them. And given that character sizes seem to naturally increase the longer a run goes on, their use falls off INCREDIBLY fast, to an extent that it feels almost unintentional.