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I'm going to poot when this game gets released. The poot shall travel far and travel wide until it encompasses the entire world. Then they will call me the PootKing. I will be hailed as such and worshipped by all. My enemies will cower in fear when they hear my name. None shall utter my name without fear, I will rule for millennia and even after my death the poot clouds will remain. Waiting for my successor.

I wish I knew where this guy lived becasue I would drive to his house and make sweet, passionate love to him as compensation for this game that is dripping in cuntent.

This game deserves Game of The Year. The amount of content in this game allows for multiple playthroughs.