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Hey guys, it’s time for the Lovely Craft Piston Trap update 0.2.9 review! ☕☕

Last time I wrote anything was back in version 0.2.5, but I’ve been following every update since then. I just kept holding off on writing a review, letting the content pile up so I’d have more to comment on. Honestly, I was planning to wait a bit longer before writing this one, but I had such a curious idea that I couldn’t resist sharing.

Quick recap of recent updates:

New characters added via community votes:

The Enderman (or should I say Enderwoman?) was fantastic. The idea of her teleporting mid-orgasm is hilariously clever.

The Bee and Panda are super cute—more “standard” characters, which makes sense for expanding the roster slowly. They add more crafting possibilities and item interactions, which helps the game grow naturally.

The Creeper is also a great addition—especially now that she actually explodes. (People judged me for wanting her to explode!) That said, I think making her explode every single orgasm is a bit much—especially on the ears. A better approach might be making her explode only when you use a specific item on her, which would also make the achievement system more engaging (like the one for breaking the End Pearl).

Items introduced alongside characters generally feel well thought out and thematically consistent. I’m hoping for more craft-based interactions, though. It feels more rewarding to unlock content through gameplay than to just buy a box for 20 emeralds and—voilà—it’s all there.

About the massive wardrobe update in 0.2.9:

Honestly, this update took a while, but it came packed with content. While a lot of it doesn’t change gameplay much, I get that it’s something that had to be done eventually. I just hope the game doesn’t become only about changing outfits and watching characters strike new poses. That would be a waste of its potential.

Speaking of which…

Crime has already mentioned wanting to add minigames, and I fully support that idea. I’ve been suggesting this since my first reviews! Minigames would be a huge boost to the game, especially since there’s already a clicker-like core to it (let’s be honest—even if you deny it, the game clearly draws inspiration from Cookie Clicker, especially if you played the pre-Crafting Table version).

There’s so much Minecraft material to explore through minigames:

Farming

Mining

Fishing

Potion brewing

Redstone puzzles

Combat arenas

Building challenges

These could even become gameplay barriers to unlock certain characters, items, or biomes—which would make progression feel much more meaningful.

But now, a new concern hit me…

We need to talk about bosses before it’s too late! This is a golden opportunity to create something epic. Please don’t waste it!

Imagine:

A minigame to defeat a boss and unlock them as a piston character

Rituals to summon the Wither

Underwater exploration to find the Elder Guardian

Opening the End Portal for the Dragon, or even finding a way to challenge the Warden

Nether portals leading to fire-themed content…

Even something like cutscenes or unique animations when you defeat them would be amazing—though maybe that’s just a dream for those of us chasing the hardest challenges.

Final thoughts:

The last few updates have been more focused on outfits and characters, so maybe version 0.3 will be a mechanics-heavy update? That would make sense—five smaller content updates followed by a big gameplay overhaul. I’d be 100% okay with that.

As I always say: I love this game. I see so much potential in it, and I want to see it grow into something huge.

Let’s keep crafting, exploding, and dreaming. 🔥

I was wrong guys ToT

at this point I think HelloCrime is waiting for the 69 day mark

How to make the Creeper Girl explode?

I like it when things are unique, when there’s nothing else like them, and when each thing has a reason to exist. That’s why, in my reviews, I talk about things like how the size of the dildo on the piston could be a mechanic, or how vaginal and anal penetration should have some difference, or how the farm girl could have a farming minigame…

I think this is where the game has a lot of room to grow. I find it complex and unlikely to add anything story-related beyond cutscenes (which seem to have been promised…), so aside from good gameplay, with these very specific mechanics, it still remains a game about sex. But since sex is always on the screen, I imagine these small rewards need to come at some point within the game—whether it’s completing a quest (minigame), crafting a very difficult item, or saving up a lot of money to buy something… etc.

i like the rocket be hard to control, its more fun try and try and try that do it at first

Guys, it’s time for the update 0.2.5 review.☕☕

I’m always pleasantly surprised by this game. Crime is doing an amazing job, and I can see that soon the project will be polished like a diamond. I recently had a thought about how this is the most unique and different Clicker game I’ve ever seen haha.

The new emerald system, trades, crafting, and inventory are fascinating—way, way cooler than the old one, especially because it opens up interesting possibilities.

I managed to finish the game pretty quickly due to a small issue in the trading system. You can buy pumpkins for 3 emeralds and sell them for 5, which basically means infinite money… I think that if you buy something, the seller shouldn’t be able to buy it back at the same price (let alone for more!). So, if you buy something for 3, you should only be able to sell it for 2. If you buy something for 1, then you should have to sell two of those for 1.

Regarding the main addition, the Creeper Girl, I found her interesting. I imagined her with smaller breasts and a bigger butt—I don’t know, but the Creeper’s shape gives me that impression. As for future characters being added, I feel like we’ll soon run into the problem where new characters are added just to increase the roster rather than introduce interesting mechanics (obviously, each one has their own drop, but that’s it). I mentioned on Twitter when I saw that the Creeper was being added, and I still stand by my opinion: it would be hilarious if she exploded when she orgasms, and if similar things happened with other mobs—like milk leaking from the cow’s breasts, wool growing on the sheep and getting sheared, stuff like that. But to wrap up this part, when you put the Creeper’s clothes on the cow with grown breasts, the animation looks a bit weird.

I didn’t find the regular carrot. Was I being a noob, or is it just not in this version?

I found it interesting that the mobs have “preferences”—I think this refers to whether penetration is anal or vaginal. It’s subtle but noticeable, and that’s really cool. (Could some of them prefer smaller or bigger dildos too? Faster or slower? When we get other types of penetration, will any mob prefer a new type? Just throwing out ideas…)

I was really happy to read that Crime wants to add minigames to the game—I think they could greatly expand the gameplay experience.

I just want to reinforce my opinion that the horse dildo doesn’t really look like a horse one, and that some interesting mechanics could come from dildo sizes and the expansion (or reduction?) of the mobs’ breasts and butts. I like the idea of using items on the mobs and having them drop items—there’s a lot of potential to work with.

Anyway, I could say much more, but I’ll stop here. Great update! I’m looking forward to the next ones!

Edit: will it be possible to charge the creeper girl? hahah

i think ender mite and silver fish should be used is other mobs, like a parasite thing uk

i think you a windows player, in mobile isnt easy to do it. But is good that it worked

please mojang don't sue this game

Guys, it's time for the update 0.2 review.☕☕

Basically, the update finishes what is started in versions 0.1 and 0.15, adding saleswomen to the piston, Alex's voices (very good, by the way) and fixing bugs.

Now, talking about the 4 mobs that were added, they are all kind of the same thing, the only differences I noticed are that you can shear the sheep and the cow has a biger cake, the humans only change the color of their skin and hair.

Every time I download the game I have to relearn how to control the piston, not that it's really necessary, because after buying the third automatic speed you don't need to use it manually anymore. Now the automatic piston works for anal sex and for doing nothing too, if you align it wrong it will simply go back and forth without touching anything. I still think the automatic piston should only work for vaginal sex, thus creating a reason to do the work manually.

To finish talking about mobs and pistons, I thought it would be interesting to have the possibility of leaving a gape on the mobs if you "worked" with the piston for a long time.

As far as I've seen, all the small bugs have been fixed, including the one where you lose your progress when you close the game. I would find it interesting, but I don't know if it's possible, if your progress was saved between versions of the game. But I understand the complexity of this, it's better to spend your time on more important things than making all versions compatible with each other.

about the future of the game:

I see a lot of potential, a lot indeed, I loved reading the "Plans for gradual gameplay rework". The crafting table intrigued me and made me excited for the next versions. Farming minigame, quest-like traders, trade system and produce recorces! If you can add all these mechanics, my friend, you have a work of art on your hands. What can make this interesting is good gameplay that, combined with the lewd part that we've already seen, will be very well done.

good work, I look forward to the next versions, take your time, don't suffocate the artist!

(edit):  when the saleswomen are on the piston, will be fun if you cant buy anything in the store... cus shes on the piston!

the funniest commet i see said "how to make the firework explode?"

bro, just jerk off

yes, you need to install it again

Guys, it's time for the update review.☕☕

First, I loved the update, I was really looking forward to seeing what would be added and I found it all very interesting. The new free piston operation is a bit difficult to control at first, but you get the hang of it. The piston's interactions with the characters are generally good, even though sometimes you can see it through the character's thigh.

I think that anal penetration should have some difference compared to vaginal penetration to compensate for the piston not working automatically in anal mode, for example, it would be interesting if in AP you had a larger amount of base emeralds, thus giving you an incentive to still do it manually.

The fireworks are difficult to control, but I feel like they should stay that way, and if you try to use the piston and the fireworks at the same time (DP) the collision causes a bit of an error.

I played the Android version and when I bought the forest location the screen that appeared was a bit off-center (going off the screen).

About the added items, I found them creative in general, I like the ones that reference Minecraft (like the golden carrot), since that's the whole joke the game is based on. I think the new sheep skin (with shaved fur) could be an item in the store, like scissors, it would make a lot of sense (I saw that you want to add new colors, this could also be an item, like a paint kit, or something like that). I found the horse dildo not to look very much like a horse, and about that I had an idea about the mechanics of dildo size in the piston, in which large dildos (horse, iron golem...) could be easier to hard stock, and small dildos (the normal one, the carrot...) could work faster.

I would love to see other mechanics besides the piston (that's why I thought the fireworks thing was cool, even though it's kind of useless in terms of gameplay), things like minegames or quests. I saw that you plan to add saleswomen to the mobs for pistons in 0.2. It would be really cool if, for example, to get the farm girl on the boat, you had to plant a crop for her and wait for her to grow, or for Alex, you had to kill some monsters...

Anyway, I've said enough. I'm loving it so far, I'm looking forward to the next updates.

I open this site literally every day. where is the update???

A very interesting game with a lot of potential. I loved the art and the interaction between them. Please make this game grow big and fun! Maybe it's possible to add other types of minigames within the standard gameplay so as not to fix the entire gameplay in hit the mobs (lol)