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I made this game for my five year old to play on his tablet, not to enrage a troglodyte 💞 

he certainly had fun watching his mom fail at extremely basic maths lol. when we got to three numbers it was over 😭 if you extend the amount of time before jumps it will be much easier for slow thinkers like me 💖

if this game doesn't win there's no point to anything

I had to ask my son to math for me. 10 of 10

okay in all seriousness this is super cute I love it, thank you so much for sharing 

I have dozens of vintage synths and cassette decks if you ever wanna collab on a soundscape hit me up! 

I'll allow it. You've created something beautiful.

please tell me you recorded those boops yourself.... next time you make a game, can I record the boops? pretty please?

I love it I love it I love it

you have made my inner child happy

bless you

Thank you! I appreciate that you took time to play my game. This was my first jam entry and I joined on  whim last minute and made this in under a day. I'm still learning💖 Your game was great! 

I agree that my interpretation is loose but I really wanted to submit to this jam 🥺 unreliable emotional narrator is one of the scariest things I can personally think of ❤️

I may have vomited on MC Escher's shoes.

Thanks to you and Wild Wanderer, I am now irretrievably traumatized by the mighty saguaro.

The chicken has enraged me

I became very attached to my monkey during our time together. Mr. Chibbers and I bonded very closely. I was astonished at his capacity for violence. Thank you.