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Folks, she’s done it again. Whatever you’re doing right now, at this very instant, does not matter anymore; why you may ask? Jackie has dropped the absolute most cutest, most amazing, most riveting game of the century. Halo? More like, h*ll no! League of legends? This is the stuff of legends right here. Uninstall whatever you thought was the best game, because you, clearly, have not played this game yet. 

This is made by my girlfriend Jackie and is the absolute best game ever to exist. If you think otherwise, you are wrong. No argument. I suggest you change your values and ideations in life, because, once again; this is the best game to ever exist.