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Good game, bad everything. First, sometimes when a customer grabs you, it takes a third of your time to show text in the box and therefore rendering your try to not get fired nearly useless since there is not enough time to get there after the fucking troglodite decides to finally render his saying into the goddamn box. Second, why are the customers goddamn solid entities? I've gotten into a situation where I just helped out that bitch you call grandma and there was the jumping jacks guy at the other end of the aisle and while I'm waiting for the fuckin old ass woman to skidadle away so I can get out, this dementia ridden potato decided to change her mind and ask for help a second time. This grandma even on some occasions phases through the box I threw at her. Last but not least the fuckin nikocado avocado discount decided that he wants to put the pedal to the metal and raise 50 km/h on a mobility scooter that shouldn't even be that fast. I want a refund! Or all aisles' names on the map... That would be cool too...