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Happy April Fools everyone!

(Sorry if it's too vulgar, I will take it down/change it if anyone asks me)

Anyway, have a wonderful April Fools and here's a shitpost. Enjoy!

Happy April Fools [Link is SFW and if you don't trust it then search on YouTube for: Roadhog and Junkrat Dub Compilation! (Overwatch comic dub) by Starbot Dubs]

Reporter: ...Why did you give that synth a huge dick?..

Mary and the entire synth department: Who are you exactly?

Reporter: ...I'm- 

Mary and the entire synth department: No, no, no. I know. You are a FOOL, because only a fool makes a synth you can't FUCK.

Reporter: .... 

Here's another 

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Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Synths have souls, Ray Bradbury is the devil, and the government used the A grade catastrophe to push anti self defense laws and, because of that, and laws enacted at that time made organized crime skyrocket even more. Thank you for your time and good night.

Mary is our empress and savior. May the sinful meet Bradbury in hell.

Ps. Will YesLessPast be updated?

What the fuck is even happening at this point? God fucking save us PLEASE.

1. They have Max, right? Can't they just torture him to save the kids?

2. We still have Jaspers +1 and Sister Petra to think about... 

3. I used to think Natalie was a filthy FBI dog, but apparently, she was nothing but worry wort, all along.

4. The artist didn't disappoint. 10/10 I LOVE the attractions sequence. 

5. THE FUCKING MUSIC HOLY SHIT! This chapter's music was probably the best "I don't know what's going on! Who are my friends?" And "everything's uncertain never trust anyone." Type music out there.

6. If Isaac goes after the crime syndicate and finds their hideouts or one of their subordinates' homes, then couldn't the WHOLE GOVERNMENT do that as well, with a better chance of doing 10x better than Isaac?

7. Couldn't the owners throw a few "pennies" to make some sort of task force or something since it's THEIR SYNTHS?

8. Hey Sedge, who made the music this chapter? 

Kudos, and have a seamless hiatus!

Thanks, Sedge, for all of this... This visual novel, these characters, this corrupt, fucked up world you created. Thanks also to the artists and music composers you hired to make these awesome backgrounds and wonderful sound tracks, and for all of the philosophical themes/political commentary/amazing action sequences in this visual novel.

And good luck to the new artist. I know they won't disappoint and probably make it look even better than before, although I'll still miss the old designs, especially of Sister Petra, since we've only just met them.  

I know we won't be disappointed, and it'll probably look better than before. Anyway, uh don't push yourself and all that... And thanks for taking your time instead of baking this cake halfway. I hope we see more of the FBI in the future

Thanks Sedge

Hey Sedge who made Sister Petra's three themes? (1. When Sister Petra bashed Yume 2. When Yume left and it was just Isaac and Sister Petra and 3. When they had reached Pandora Labs/HQ)

Was it Gator Tots, Eymon, or Hop-Skip & The Chewtoys?

Finished it and I have to say Jasper took an L lol.

Sister Petra is just the best character in this chapter and in this VN as a whole. 10/10