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hey, we still here man, you good

WOOOOOOOOOOO LES GO

yeah, it's kinda alarming. time really flies doesn't it.

hoooly hell, its been over 200 days since ive found this, why has it been almost a year. where has it gone, like wow. keep up the work man.

agreed, we can't let big companies dictate what we can and can't do with our money.

i swear, we need to go back and make posters like we did with the minecraft mob vote, get the war machine back up and running and start the 150L Flat V24's, load some rounds an get to rolling, cause its a long way to new york, and the engines are hungry.  Iron and steel, HEED THE ARMADA, FEED THE MACHINE

happy bday to me, even tho its been average at best lol. cant even bother pretending its been shit, almost cried twice and opened the case for Prey(2011) and the disc was scratched to shit so i couldn't even play the new game i got. happy fuckin birthday

As an aussie i can attest to the freedom, we have had nerf rival banned, yeah the yellow ball guns, bc they shot too hard, like what do these politicians complain about, they were shooting each other with airsoft and bb guns when they were gids, those are outlawed bc apparently an airspft 8mm bb gun can fire a 9mm pistol round, not considering it would detonate like a bomb if it could even set off the primer. Our laws are bs but at least we dont have brit shit like the online safety act.

yeah, i had a convo with my friends yesterday and made the joke that if this gets passed and credit card companies can limit stuff, when they try limit microtransaction ubisoft is gonna release a statement that can be summed up as " Just venmo that shit, we want our microtransactions", cause its ubisoft, microtransactions are a large part of post game release sales

Well shiiit, i really hope that credit card companies dont get to dictate shit like this. Im also really excited for this cause it seems like, from the i fo i know, that it may be finished around my b-day lol. August 3rd.

also my neighbours are dicks bc the regularly trespass, have stolen equipment from our property, and have taken tools and other valuable items

well, we had the 2020's the dip, now i guess we on the up, this feels like a time to break out the custom 50 inch subwoofers, and a fair amount of other concert equipment, and keep my dick neighbours up all night with music that registers on the richter scale, such as "sublimation" by Neo Fresco, the japanese imperialo march, and site 86's warhead alarm, on youtube as "PICK A GOD AND PRAY | SCP Area 084 Delta Warhead Alarm"

ight, got it, i will probably spend the next 3-4 days just scouring every route for it, ima chime in with another tank ive made (landed me a job lol) if i think i find it. heres a tank anyways for the road. the medium tank of an alternate universe Empire of Germany, named off weight class and arms. presenting the EOG-EinHunderveirundveirzig Tonnen Drei-Kanonen-Schlatchtiff-Ausfuehrung-Veirzig, or 144 ton three cannon battleship version/variant 4-

kepp that attitude man, but rememebr, if needed shove and claw for what you want, R.I.P my lil brother, died for a black friday spiderman ps5, may he get no whenches up there.

same here, played, then speedran all paths, then went back to night 1, i am a medicinally certified dumbass, so i almost definitely missed it, but i havent noticed anything different

W)OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

oh god i remember when they came out, i feel old now as well lol.

i am happy with this

love u and your work 

:3

still love u. hope this is as fun as the start of it when its done 

did i mention love u.

:3

lol almost died from caffeinated choking when seeing this. this shit some high quality stuff, i can see why it's taking a long time.

i mean we could just pull a russianbadger and see if something happens if we create enough chaos and bring enough attention to this. (the payday 2 spoon)

how we goin lads. i am deep into making tanks again while i wait for the 6 or so VN's i like to update, i told my therapist i would try stop, but that man is no longer able to stop me. i have bought a serverrack and put about 500 terrabytes of storage into it, and the machine is goin again, already used over 100 terrabytes just for the files and images, another 500 gigs for the documentation, designs specs, irl engineering specs and blueprints in case i wanna do a killdozer but aussie, and included in the documentations are backgrounds, the development history of the tanks, faction identifiers, hell even new languages and realistic wartime ciphers and countermeasures like the germans had during the 2nd world war, to destroy tanks in the event of capture. i really should start therapy again lol. anyways

love u :3

whey hey hey buddy, almost at the end of may. ive had to rent out a 500 terrabyte server to store all the tanks ive made now. i also lost my job, i got rehired as a 3d modeller, and promtly am under investigation for having some leaked docs i found on war thunder forums. but it should be fine. i might get to go to america for the first time lol. well first time im going outside australia if so but hey, a free vacation is a free vacation, and im on paid leave while thats happening, it should be fine, but i expect to have to restart the commission tho if it goes thru, dunno how court works. anyways hows everything going for you? hope you aren't quite as boned as i am lol. love u :3

not your fault, been wating on an updaet for so long i got back into maiking tansk for commissions and then its derailed my life to the point i am now licving off these commissions and am currently looking for work in the videogame industry as a 3d modeller. i made too many tanks. i now have rented out a server to store them i have 15 terrabytes of tanks and tank related builds in various stages of construction

sorry for the tangent

all good, i feel like it would be fun to archive the older builds to see how much its improved, i have done that with some of my project and i have laughed at some of the horrid writing i had. i usually save after every major stage like a new feature, or major writing change, stuff like that. most of mine are not really novels or anything, just simple, mildly borked programs. the most complex thing i have written was some stuff in C# bc i wanted to make a mech arm for space engineers, first an only time I've used c#, and it was painful, nothing lined up, constantly going back and forth between the in-game code editor and notepad++ to look for mistakes. roughly 600 lines of code for arm movements bound to the numpad, hand sim style, and another 600 or so for a belt-fed mg with reusable railgun links. i can just write a word doc with the code and workshop link if anyone wants it. so the most ive written for one script is 1200 lines. and its was horrible. it was a mess where 1 programmable block would try ping another 8 bc the code was too large, each block was tied to fps, so anything below 15 would break the build.

don't worry about typo's, the human brain can accurately read words even if they are quite jumbled, it will take a bit more time, but smaller typos aren't too noticable, i didn't realise there were typo's and im currently doing an english major lol.

i never realised that lol, now im imagining playing something like minecraft and the credits roll and you just hear the beta hitreg sound

Here’s what I meant by sleeper build, this is a captured GOC-RC-1S that Ivan got his buddy, who was born and raised in Poland, and more Ivan lore, he moved from Ukraine to Poland. anyways, he got his buddy Korneliusz Sienkiewicz to replace the standard GOC light 1.75 litre v10 with a 2.65 litre twin turbo v18 and adjust the transmission config from a single to a twin, and along with that adjusting the gear ratios resulted in the RC-9-1S going from a top speed of 35km/h to over 110km/h. in this image, Ivan was so drunk, that he physically couldn't push the RC-9-1T over the base speed limit of 50 km/h. leading to a kinda bad jump.

i need help, i have now had to move the tanks, their images and documentation to an external hard drive as they have now amassed to over 340 gigs, also i present a new gallery of about 50 images, Ivan The Inebriated, featuring completely new designs specifically made for high speeds, and some old ones that have been given the sleeper build treatment. first up, the CI-50VF, from a brand new faction, the Chaos Insurgency. also some brief Ivan lore, he is polish, is constantly too drunk to die, and whenever he drives a tank expect to find a wreck of metal and a completely unharmed Ivan stumbling onto the next tank to go full tony hawk pro skater on. anyways, i call this sub-gallery of images, The Desert Dunkard

hey, how close are we, cause ive had to move the tank images to the external hard drive, i now have over 340 gigs of tanks listed, documented, modelled and am currently writing in lore and evolution, for the love of god i may need to hire someone to help catagorise them, also i have started a new gallery. i present the first in a 50 image series called: Ivan The Inebriated (Drunk) directly after this image was taken the front of the 50CVF caved in, ammo rack exploded, and Ivan stumbled out, too drunk to notice he should be dead

hey hey hey, heres another meme answer:

I AM READY FOR IT BROTHER, please tho, i dont want to make more tanks. i have 67 folders of tanks. i have another 30 that are in various stages of completion. i even made the first tank ever, as best i could. little willy. the first ever "landship" devised by the british landship committe, i think.

guess what, i have another. i have made about 36 now and have images and reference images for anyone who want to draw them. i present the tank equivalent of a 10 year old shitbox with a 50mm gun. it is not very popular with the crew, considering the gunner/commander and loader/radioman are both in the open, with the driver having to multitask between driving and rotating the turret. the only time it was used was during a raid on a GOC compound, where the larger and better X3B's were either being services or on deployment. the result was 15 GOC personell attempting to man the 5 51's, and of the 15 only the 5 drivers lived, resorting to using the tanks to ram the enemy armored vehicles to slow and distract, and to bar doors against the invading chaos insurgency personell. the resulting casualties caused by this event cause the GOC council to revisit the 51's, and eventually retire them after 2 years of active service, and 15 years of inactive service. the 51's that weren't melted down and repurposed as stationary guns, were later re-designed into the GOC-56-680-3P, now with a fully enclosed turret, and airtight hull, enabling the driver to save the crew in the turret by maneuvering out of gas and airborne attacks. The only division to use the 3P ended up being tho polish division, as it was found that the narrower roads were more suited for this relatively skinny hull

This, is the GOC-51-670-1A

Add another notch to the tanks, didn't sleep, made the GOC-X2-RC-9-1S. fully modelled and remade from the Rc-9, now with a crewed turret but still a remote gun. a secondary co-ax machinegun for the commander allows for a backup in the event that a gunner gets knocked out, as the mg is usually linked to the aim of the main guns, allowing the commander to override the gunners aim. also its used for aa, the lower gun, which is more in line, uses a radar timed proximity detonation shell, and the top, larger caliber autocannon uses a HEAPFSDS, or high explosive Armour penetrating fin stabilized discarding sabot round, ideal for light to medium tanks of its time, which it started production just after the end of ww2, right before the cold war. It is currently in use as an urban assault vehicle by the group of interest known as the Global Occult Coalition, a group who's purpose is to hunt and destroy anomalous objects.

fuck it, ADHD HYPER FOCUS GO, I PRESENT THE GOC-280-273-DXB, A FULLY MODELLED, WORKING AND REALISTIC TANK. also i take comm's, its like half a cent for every tenth of a ton, cause its easier to calculate based of tonnage and you feel like you get somethin good for what you pay, for instance the DXB would cost 10 quid since its 41 Tonnes if its over 15 bucks i half it and considering i modelled the interior while the camera was fixed, i think its a fair price, it comes with an image pack of roughly 25 images where i hop on a discord call with you and share the screen so you can decide the camera angle for max satisfaction. anyways, enjoy, all non comm' tanks i allow to be freely drawn and sketched, and if u want i can make some with watermarks and ai tar pits to stop your custom tank from being stolen and generated.

thanks mate, quite excited for this and i am already getting bored of making tanks. i have made 6 tanks already with fully modeled interiors, ammo racks, crew placement, working guns, and correct limits for depression, elevation, and crew space restrictions. i have made full lore for them. i am breaking down rn, i cant stop making tanks please help i don't know how to stop. please i need something else for my adhd to hyperfocus on. I PRESENT THE GOC-280-273-X3B, THE SHITTIEST IFV I HAVE EVER MADE, GOD HELP WHY DID I MAKE AN IFV WITH A 280MM GUN.

wait, do we have a release date? like q4 2025 or q1-2 2026?