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Alright go on, get outta here. But just know you're probably on the naughty list for making this very naughty game. however to be fair you've been delivering more than Santa so he can shove it.

Wait but he didn't say it was here, just that it's coming?

Yo, new pizza recipe drop. This is huge

Bro made a text wall of medical problems to complain about a hgame, you need to worry about paying the doctors not the devs 😭🙏

"Delicious, Finally some good fucking food"- chef Gorden Ramsey

Oh no, the legal team is about to hit me with a cease and desist 😭 I'm cooked

Well well well, don't update tentacle locker in ages then through no fault of your own had it removed from here and now you expect me to buy this game and enjoy it!? Well tough tiddies hotpink. because eventhough I will be purchasing this and I will be enjoying it I want you to know I'll be referring to you as hotstink the whole time I do... only because I find it funny in my head.

You're so right, let's blame all of them 😂

What the hell, do they call you moondev because you don't get any sleep, this update rate is insane. At this pace a new update might drop before I even finish writing this message, you kick so much ass.

Damn, I better get to reading that Karamazov book to get a piece that action

Nah, the other guys are right. I truly believe the team at hotpink are up to no good, going back in time to steal and break what I call the "titillating tentacle timeline™"

Amazing game, only problem is when I get to the part where Kaede asks if I read The Brothers Karamozov I have to keep picking lie because I never read it. :(

Can't believe you guys would shamelessly copy Lovecraft locker before it was even a concept in their heads.