I'd like to suggest a character then. How about an elephant?
He could choke you with his trunk and/or his junk :)
Maybe he's the gardener of the campus and you encounter him whilst hurrying between classes or something like that.
I also would love to see a character with a dad-bod...
Anyway I enjoy your game very much and can't wait for more content. Furthermore, I think it's commendable that you engage with the comments so regularly :3