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I mean fair but Splooge News is just a lot more fun to say in my opinion

If you try to change your appearance right before leaving, you get locked in a loop of "Let's change our appearance. Now let's change our clothes. Now let's change our appearance-" Ect ect ect

I have only one thing to say and that is that the news station should be named "Splooge News" instead of "Slurpy News"

I just tried and it works perfectly fine on my phone for some reason??? I also have android so that's more confusing???

I think it has problems with mobile. I thought it would work fine but I guess I was wrong? Sorry for all this

I'm sorry but I can't quite figure out why you can't scroll

is there a key I can press to open the options? I made it 640-540 so I could see the animations because my computer is a potato but then it crashed and now I can't enter the game or use the options so I'm kinda just stuck with 80% of the screen and unable to do literally anything