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This game is sooooo cute :3 I love being the little rotund bear, I wish my brain could be that big and hold 4 items too

This was a really neat game!! Stepping on your own dead body is a bit morbid, but it's cool that your own sacrifices are the key to progressing through the game.

This game is so good. I love quenching my thirst for poison and saving orphans. 

I feel very accomplished. My self-worth has been restored knowing that I saved those orphans from the orphan poisoning. What doesn't kill you... makes you stronger; I can feel my bones getting stronger with each drop that runs down my mouth and into my bloodstream, allowing me to save more orphans as time passes. While I did save 109 orphans, it's not enough. Who knows what maniac out there might someday make more orphan poison factories... I have to be ready. I love drinking poison if it means I can save orphans all throughout the world—I am the Poison Chugger, and I do this for the orphans. 

Thank you UltraMagnusSpike...!? 

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OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS! The reset button can fix him :') Very cool sea of mini Prowls btw!

I FUMBLED WHIRL :'( THIS IS SO SAD BUT FUNNY AHAHAHA

I love this game so much!!! It's so silly and all the characterizations were spot-on! I look forward to the full release of the game! Great work to the whole team who helped make this!

PISTOL SHRIMP!

GUH... THANK YOU ;O;

At the moment I am writing this, there are 4 endings.

Edit: There are now 6 endings!

Thank you for your feedback! I will likely add something like that when I get around to making a web browser version for the game :3

ON MY KNEES SHAKING AND CRYING THANK YOU BEST COMMENT EVER

Good good... make him cry harder >:) lol jk I'm glad you had a fun time playing!!

Thank you for your reassuring words! This game was completely made to be self-indulgent, but maybe there is some pride in being able to share it with others :')

Aww thank you!! <3

I found the beef.

Pew pew pew

Really cool game! Barry B. Benson was not cool, I am scared! :)