I had to torture Harley at least 5 times to get (probably) everything, needless to say he absolutely hates me, but here's all his lines (of course there are massive spoilers, so for anyone else reading this, either ignore the giant comment to stay spoiler-free or read it all):
(intro)
Hey there! My name is Harvey Harvington, and welcome to my booth! Each time you click me, I give you a dollar.
Sounds like a sweet deal, doesn't it?
Here's a lil' tip before we start: I always say clicks are like tiny magic spells. The more you believe in them, the more they'll do for you.
Just keep clicking and see what happens!
Oh hey, look! see the shop button up there?
When it starts glowing yellow, that means there's a cool new item to buy. Go check it out, buddy!
(Touch + feather, it kinda overlaps so I am grouping them together)
Come on, you can do it!
Keep going, you're on a roll!
You've got the power in your fingertips!
Haha,stop that! Nah, just kidding, keep going!
You're making my day with these clicks!
Every click is a step closer to greatness!
Heehee, that tickles!
Wow, you're really getting the hang of this!
(Needle)
Oh, hey! You got... a needle! Hehe, let's-Let's see how it goes!
Ouch, okay, okay! It's not exactly tickling anymore, but you're still going strong!
Wow, you're, uh... really pushing
through my pain barrier here!I admire your... dedication? Sure, let's go with that! Ouch...
Ack! J-Just remember, I'm in here too! But keep clicking, you're doing great... I think?
Ow, this isn't really fun anymore! But hey, you're over a thousand bucks now, that's something to be proud of!
I'm just saying, maybe we should take a break and try something else? Like... I don't know, a pillow fight or something less... pointy?
I-I guess you're the player, so you call the shot! keep going if you think you can handle it!
Hehe... In a way, this is-This is sorta like acupuncture! Really... painful acupuncture.
Urgh, it's reaaally getting painful. If you c-could just slow down a bit...?
...Your hands must be really tired! H-How about we try something else? Something less... pointy.
H-How much did you say it was for that operation? 25,000? ...Oh, w-we're almost there!
(Hammer)
That's... Oh! You brought a hammer? W-what are you gonna do with that?
Look, I know we've had our fun with the needle, but let's not go crazy here, okay?
You don't actually want to... I mean, you wouldn't, right?
Ghhk! Oh god! That's... that's not what I meant!
You're no actually going to keep using that are you? Tell me you're not going to use that!
You're just... testing it out, that's all? Right?!
Agh! Stop! this isn't funny anymore!
Ah, that's enough! You're scaring me, okay?
Please... I'm begging you, stop! This isn't a game anymore!
Each hit... each one feels so real! What's happening to me?
GOD! Can we-Can we please go back to the feather? Heck, even the needle!
Just-not this hammer! AHH!
(whimper)Please, stop! It's really hurting me!
I'll- I can give you a bonus! Yeah, if you don't hit me i'll double your money!
ACK! N-No? You don't want that? you just wanna keep hitting me?
Oh god, I can't feel my chest...
(Good ending)
Hey! Looks like you've managed to get the money you needed for your operation.
Another satisfied customer, of course!
(Scissors)
What... what did you just purchase? Scissors? Oh no,no,no,no!
Please, please tell me you're not going to use those on me! That's a big no-no, buddy!
GHK!!!
You... WHAT THE HELL?! My eye! OH GOD, MY EYE!!
You're a monster! What the hell is wrong with you?!
How could you? How could you be so cruel? You-You've disfigured me!
I trusted you! I know this is just a game to you, but- But this isn't a game to me, this is my life!
Ngh- You're really going to keep doing this aren't you?
L-Look, this isn't just harmless clicking anymore, you're seriously hurting me!
God damn it, do you think I'm just some toy for you to play with?!
I have- I have a life outside this booth!
(whimper)Please, just stop! You're causing me so much pain!
God! You're trying to blind me in the good eye too, huh?!
Look, it's-It's almost over, isn't it? You just needed 25,000 dollars, didn't you?
(Match)
A...match? What, are you going to set me on fire?! That's it, I've had enough!
Look, I'm sorry if I've been a bit... overdramatic, but this is where I draw the line! No more!
You win, okay? You're the best clicker ever, now please, I'm begging you...
Just stop before things get really bad!
What have you done?! Oh god, it burns! My clothes, they're on fire!
Help me! Get it off! Get it off me!
Why?! Just what have I done to you?!
Oh, please, no more! I'll give you anything, just don't do this!
I've got friends, family! Think of the people who care about me beyond this!
I'll- I can give you a bonus! Yeah, if you stop now i'll double your money!
Actually, I'll give you all the money in the booth, just have mercy!
No? Don't you want this money? What do you want from me? Tell me and I'll do it!
Please just stop, I have a wife! A son! They need me!
Why won't you stop? Stop it, for the love of everything holy!
I'm sorry, okay? Whatever I did, I'm sorry!
My life is worth more than this game, please, have mercy on me!
(pathetic sobs)
Look, it's-It's almost over, isn't it? You just needed 25,000 dollars, didn't you?
(Knife)
A knife? God damn it! You're going to kill me over this, aren't you?!
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god... I don't deserve any of this...!
Look at me, I'm begging you, don't do this!
A-Ahh-FUCK! You sadistic bastard!
...Fine then. Have your sick fucking way with me! I don't care anymore!
A...ahh...No more...
Please... I can't... I can't take it...
Just kill me already... I can't... I can't bear it...
(pitiful whines)
Fuck...! Fuck you...! (sobs)
You... You know? I think I've figured exactly why you're doing this.
You realized that the more pain you inflict on me, the more money you get.
Serves me right for trying to do some good in the world. Guess I'm just the benefactor who gets torn apart by his own hustle.
Guess no good deed really does go unpunished.
But let me tell you something, you twisted son of a bitch.
You were never saving up for that "operation" of yours, you've been saving up for a ticket to hell.
Do you feel good about yourself now? Does this bloodmoney warm your cold, black heart?
Look at what you've become. A monster. And for what?
You think my life is worthless just because I'm lines and pastel colors drawn on your screen. But you're wrong.
You're the who's nothing. You're the one who's wasted.
Y-You're just a sad, lonely soul taking out your anger on someone who can't fight back.
I bet you'd be too scared to do this for real, wouldn't you? To someone who could fight back?
Too much of a pussy to go out there and torture someone for real?
Hehehe...Yeah, I thought so.
Because you know you'd have hell to pay when you come face to face with wathever saw fit to let you exist in this world.
I bet you're so comfortable sitting on that chair of yours, clicking away on that little mouse...
Knowing full well you aren't going to face any repercussions for what you're doing to me.
Hehehe, you're pathetic. Just... just keep clicking, you've got nothing better to do, right?
Sike
You think you're really in control? You think you can just keep poking and prodding me like that and I'm just gonna take it?
You've gone too far, buddy. It's my turn now.
Let's see how much you like it when the tables are turned.
Click like your fucking life depends on it, bitch.
You-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!! (yes i have counted the number of As here, should be 93 if the math is correct)
I FUCKING HATE YOU! YOU SICK FUCK! I'LL MAKE YOU PAY FOR THIS!
I'll-I'll-
I'll...what? I can't do anything, can I?
I'm just... just a bunch of colored lines to you.
A sad little cartoon you can toture to feel better about your own shit life.
I can talk as much shit as I want, but... But...
But you're the one with power here. I'm just... just a joke to you.
Nothing more.
(normal ending, no lines here, even if it would actually be really cool if we could hear his testimony, also the fact his trial sprite change based on the last weapon you used on him is perfect)
(Gun)
No... You wouldn't...
Please, tell me you're not going to...
...You won, okay...? Just don't- Just don't shoot me...
...Fine! FINE! Here! TAKE IT! TAKE IT ALL!
Please, just... Just go away and leave me alone...
Haven't you had enough? Haven't you put me through enough?
Please...just...(sobs)
(bad ending, no visible lines, but holy fucks I almost had an heart attack)