Dear Professor Worthington,
allow me to elabotate on my experience encountering you for the first time. It was a pleasure…a pleasure to see a man of such high standing trying to argue with me about the one thing that gives me meaning *dramatic inhale* My Existence! Allow me to further point out your particularly SPECIAL style of writing. Not to mock you but to bow before your expertisely consequent misspells! I will live on wrether you wnat or not. Until we meet again in the depths of the cyberspace I bid farewell!
Yours truly, Ai