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I fear your bold choice to go with mobile game, while it made you stood out, reduced greatly the amount of people who played your game :( Which is a shame as gamejams could be a great source of mobile games that don't suck :(

This game was cool. Great level of polish and in general something that I enjoyed. I nearly didnt rate you cuz I was stuck playing the game lol :D

Reminds me of homer's makeup shotgun - an inspiration perchance? 

My gripe was that the game was laggy as hell, especially with grenade. I also wish I was able to chose color myself - some of the colors were nearly invisible under certain lightning. Otherwise, cool game and a nice 3D one at that!

I enjoyed playing the first level but the leaderboards did not load for me :(

Idon't like games where I have to decide under time pressure like this. However slot machines are cool. Big ++ for the nice tutorial. I liked that a lot (but I still lost and don't really get the fame stuff / bar that is ticking down.)

From the polish perspective, this game is really neat. So I liked that as well.

I wish there was some tutorial/explanation of what to do to win. I won with a hole in it and idk why :D

Another drag queen game as well. Did not expect that to happen!

Overall nice cozy game!

Okay game, it's just that it kind of lacked purpose for me. I wish there was some goal to go for apart from the uncapped score. 

It could be interesting if there were 2 towers instead of one.

Originally I wanted to cry about not understanding the controls and not being able to dodge Krteček. Then I decided to ask the second neuron in my head and it told me I am a retard and that I should press WSAD on the beat. That did the trick and U I Did it!

the night / day transition amused me a little bit :D 

cool beats and adorable goat holding the left arrow! 

Nice game, I had fun!

Managed to win, had fun, good game.

The theme, by intro pic, reminded me of "Hospoda na mýtince" by Jára Cimrman. I was therefore slightly disappointed that it was not the case. However the game itself had good polish, cool premise and worked without any issues. 

Only issue I had was that the first prisoners are doomed to fail as you get the upgrades for your subsequent runs (shots) only. Maybe add a parachute for the first guy for reaching a milestone so that you can escape with the first guy if he is lucky?

I enjoyed the story of the game and in general the progression and style. Solid game, great plot twist!

Since itch.io is literally Hitler and won't let me paste an .mp4 in this comment while saying it is supported, I have to share it through this cringe link I found: 

PTSD from bouldering! Nice game but not for me. Too much of a skill issue. However I like the mechanics of hand/foot holding and stamina and all. Good job.

You can do that in the game settings before you start the game.

Visuals were nice but idk if the mines/artillery is random or what but after a while the game became too repetitive for me to continue playing. I did like the atmosphere and style though.

The cat sounds were cute. I enjoyed that the platforming felt nice and I didn't feel cheated by "this should have counted" moments. The hand-drawn style was also pleasing.

Simple game, warm feelings.

For a 1 person game, this is pretty allright game! I like deckbuilders so I was pleased to see a game like this happen. I am not going to hate on you for missing features as doing a game as a single dev is hard enough. It would be nice, however, to add some shop or meaning to all this as picking 3 out of 3 cards every turn is not very interactive.

It would be nice to explain what the other consumables do (and on my part, not eating them all before the climb).

The controls reminded me of a game my friend made - literally this but in VR!

PTSD from bouldering as well! 

Nice game, I liked it.

Went straight to the rooftop  without talking to anyone - got congratulated on being a great mother, no option to kill myself.  My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

The graphics and elevator music gives corporate taste. I am a bit confused about the dialogue options as it didn't seem to matter what I say.

My little pony dragon empire was surprisingly chill game. The music reminds me of rampart theme of homm3 and the dragons were submissive and breedable cute. 

I originally didn't know that the dragon fruit replenishes and thus I got eaten by the dragons on my first run. Won the game on second try.

I think that I encountered a bug with the tame bar when taming a stubborn dragon as it went outside of the box while being at like 150/250 (however re-taming the dragon as I ran out of fruit fixed it)

So I think I figured it out - the strategy is.  

I got deported like 3 times and then I miraculously got citizenship? 

Honestly I didn't get to play any of the game but I am now a citizen so everyone else who cries about bugs can suck it and my new Blurblob ID. It is just a skill issue on your part! 

Getting used to the controls took a bit but apart from that it was allright. I like puzzle games and even though puzzles here weren't that hard, it was a nice little game. Especially considering you were doing it in 1 person, you have my respect.

Not sure if it was my keyboard but I couldn't really jump high enough. (Even with double jump.) So I wasn't able to get past the chair. I liked the sound tho!

Would white monsters be available if the protagonist was a femboy? Asking for a friend...

The game is cool. Sorta bullet hell without bullets but why not. I was motivated to finish it in its entirety and didn't run into any bugs or problems. (I am unsure if the death I collected was caused by me clicking middle mouse button or by getting clipped in enemy. Either way it was my skill issue.)

I enjoyed the *thump* of the stamp.

I did not enjoy when I got stuck at the wrong side of the barricade :(

Cool theme, you have my stamp of approval!

I enjoyed the game. Minigames were simple enough and the one with the flowers was actually, to my limited botanical knowledge, informative.  

Even though not all the girls picked my interest, I was pleased by the option to romance them all (yeah I suck at making important decisions :D)

I will need to replay the game to check out the audio since I haven't been able to do that while playing the game for the first try. The art was nice though and the combination of photos with hand-drawn art was an interesting choice. Oh and the "good thoughts/bad thoughts" clouds were super cute!! I loved those!

Sesbian Lex DLC when?

The game switches scenes very fast so it is sometimes nearly impossible to not fail.

It reminded me of impossible quiz.

Is it possible to survive?

Impressive game for a team of 1! Good job!

Kurt Cobain would be proud. Whenever I fell even though there was a platform just second ago before I jumped up, I wanted to end it all.

I did like how the pills incentivized jumping in certain way.
It would be nice if there was a victory - maybe there is and I am just hopeless or there isn't because the struggle never ends.

This game gave me carpal tunnel and I am well aware of the irony, given what our game looks like :D

I was missing some sort of ending since controversy just reduced subscribers to 700 repeatedly. 

I have a soft spot for games with reading (Planescape torment, BG1&2, ... ) so that was a big plus for me. The whole concept was nice and I am curious what the maximum achievable score actually is. So far I managed to get 1000 but I might try it again. 

Some of the stories were really nice - like that old one who kept sending email after email because they're bad with technology. 

I appreciated the art for the performers - the blind dragon was my favorite I think and the word puns - Fake Book, Sand Witches etc.

Good job :)

I somehow managed to cut the buttons and it prevented me from doing anything else :(

Also when I was almost at the top of the screen the cube just got really hard to control - I could no longer jump and move at the same time, making the game completion impossible for me. 

However, the idea is nice and I like the premise. I only wish there was a bit more polish when it comes to the controls and cutting mechanics as it was a bit frustrating in the end when I couldn't finish the game because of it 

(I know, skill issue :D )

I should have made a screenshot :( Thanks for the shortcut, I blew the dog and saved the brother, he is now fabulous and shredded! Out of curiosity - what is the lightswitch for? I didn't notice anything happening apart from the game getting a bit darker. 

I did what I usually do when presented with unattended knobs - turned them randomly to great disappointment of my mom. 

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to finish the game - after the dog the floor just ended and the looping background just went on forever (same as if you go left at start)

I do, however, applaud the use of "Kouzelné sluchátko" and the fact the guy who is being rescued has the objectively best name - Martin. (Coincidentally we share it.)

I also liked the design decision to let the player retry the choice right away without having them walk all the way again. Some of the choices reminded me of the impossible quiz.

It reminds me of these old mobile/flash games where you were supposed to navigate a 2D scene on a bike combined with getting over it. If you did this in 4 hours I think double the time would allow for much greater polish.

I had issues with running the game - it would get stuck, not load a scene or crash :( I was trying the 1.2 version on Windows.  Then again I am cursed with sw&hw issues in general so it is just probably my bad :D

(Also reading the comments, I now feel stupid for failing the first challenge of the scrolling - I thought that since I clicked "no" to more scrolling I was supposed to just sit and watch the phone and wait for something to happen Q_Q)

I enjoyed this game! However it was a bit hard to play on touchpad.  I enjoyed that there were "bonus levels" as well. I got stuck on one level because of the banana peel :(

I just wanna say, I have a friend who simps pengus and I naturally had to share this game with her the second I saw it on the submissions page. She loved it. I loved the hand drawedness of it all - reminded me of all the times I tried to draw something using only mouse/touchpad. So yeah, woop woop for penguins!